"This tastes like straight up chemicals mixed with dirty water," one taster wrote about Walden Farms, the last-place finisher.
The consistency was watery and thin, and the dressing smelled like paint or a public pool. Many complained of a dirty water or chemical flavor, but one optimistically said that it could be the kind of ranch used for bagged iceberg lettuce or a cheap banquet salad.
"This would make anyone hate ranch, even ranch lovers," one wrote.
$3.99, 12 ounces