Chuckles for June 2014



June 02
Wisdom of Dad...
Brush your teeth before you put on your tie. funny2.com/

June 04
You know you're not a kid anymore when...
You and your teeth donít sleep together. funny2.com/

June 06
Grandpa Says...
Don't judge folks by their relatives. funny2.com/

June 09
What the boss really means in those performance evaluations
A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused. funny2.com/

June 11
Wisdom of Dad:
Buy a plunger before you need a plunger funny2.com/

June 13
Wisdom of Dad:
Never lend anything you canít afford to lose. funny2.com/

June 16
There is no "I" in "Team", but there are four in "Platitude-Quoting Idiot". funny2.com/

June 18
A goldfish walks into a bar and looks at the bartender. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The goldfish says, "Water." funny2.com/

June 20
That girl said she met me at a Vegetarian restaurant, but I never met herbivore. funny2.com/

June 23
Never use a preposition to end a sentence with. funny2.com/

June 25
Never eat prunes when you're hungry. funny2.com/

June 27
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. funny2.com/

June 30
Never say, "Sorry, we don't have what you're looking for." Always say, "I just sold the last one the other day." funny2.com/

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  Today is Tuesday, Sept, 30, the 273rd day of 2014. There are 92 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: The ARGUS Boys are very anxious to attend the great Democratic mass meeting tomorrow and we shall therefore, print no paper on the day.
1889 — 125 years ago: H.J. Lowery resigned from his position as manager at the Harper House.
1914 — 100 years ago: Curtis & Simonson was the name of a new legal partnership formed by two younger members of the Rock Island County Bar. Hugh Cyrtis and Devore Simonson..
1939 — 75 years ago: Harry Grell, deputy county clerk was named county recorder to fill the vacancy caused by a resignation.
1964 — 50 years ago: A new world wide reader insurance service program offering around the clock accident protection for Argus subscribers and their families is announced today.
1989 — 25 years ago: Tomato plant and other sensitive greenery may have had a hard time surviving overnight as temperatures neared the freezing point.




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