Chuckles for March 2014



March 03
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
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March 05
How many Paul Reveres does it take to screw in a light bulb? One if by hand, two if by feel.
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March 07
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never bathed a dog.
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March 10
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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March 12
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
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March 14
A difficult task will be halted near completion by one tiny, previously insignificant detail.
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March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day.
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March 19
What if they held a meeting - and nobody came? Would nothing still get done?
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March 21
My friend is dieting. He says weight gain is due to water retention. My weight gain is due to ice cream retention.
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March 24
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
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March 26
One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
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March 28
How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
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March 28
t's always I before E. Isn't that weird?
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March 31
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes three bulbs.
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  Today is Wednesday, Aug. 20, the 232nd day of 2014. There are 133 days left in the year.
1864 -- 150 years ago: Quite a number of Negroes have lately been brought here by abolition offers returning from the army in violation of the laws of the state.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Miss Tillie Denkmann, of Rock Island, was making plans to accompany a Davenport family on a tour of Europe.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The German advance into Belgium was going apparently without serious check. The American ambassador at Berlin published a denial of the charge that Americans had been ill-treated in Germany.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Seventy-two members of Rock Island High School's 1939 graduating class are preparing to enter college — 34 of them at Augustana.
1964 -- 50 years ago: One of the oldest buildings in Milan, which for a number of years has housed the Milan Hotel, will be razed to make way for a modern, two-story office structure.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Some are blaming it on the sudden influx of insects and the extreme humidity. Still others say the invasion was inspired by a recent movie. But whatever the reason, the Quad-Cities is swarming with bats.




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