Chuckles for March 2014



March 03
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
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March 05
How many Paul Reveres does it take to screw in a light bulb? One if by hand, two if by feel.
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March 07
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never bathed a dog.
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March 10
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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March 12
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
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March 14
A difficult task will be halted near completion by one tiny, previously insignificant detail.
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March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day.
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March 19
What if they held a meeting - and nobody came? Would nothing still get done?
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March 21
My friend is dieting. He says weight gain is due to water retention. My weight gain is due to ice cream retention.
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March 24
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
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March 26
One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
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March 28
How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
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March 28
t's always I before E. Isn't that weird?
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March 31
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes three bulbs.
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  Today is Tuesday, Sept, 30, the 273rd day of 2014. There are 92 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: The ARGUS Boys are very anxious to attend the great Democratic mass meeting tomorrow and we shall therefore, print no paper on the day.
1889 — 125 years ago: H.J. Lowery resigned from his position as manager at the Harper House.
1914 — 100 years ago: Curtis & Simonson was the name of a new legal partnership formed by two younger members of the Rock Island County Bar. Hugh Cyrtis and Devore Simonson..
1939 — 75 years ago: Harry Grell, deputy county clerk was named county recorder to fill the vacancy caused by a resignation.
1964 — 50 years ago: A new world wide reader insurance service program offering around the clock accident protection for Argus subscribers and their families is announced today.
1989 — 25 years ago: Tomato plant and other sensitive greenery may have had a hard time surviving overnight as temperatures neared the freezing point.




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