Chuckles for March 2014



March 03
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
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March 05
How many Paul Reveres does it take to screw in a light bulb? One if by hand, two if by feel.
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March 07
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never bathed a dog.
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March 10
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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March 12
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
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March 14
A difficult task will be halted near completion by one tiny, previously insignificant detail.
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March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day.
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March 19
What if they held a meeting - and nobody came? Would nothing still get done?
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March 21
My friend is dieting. He says weight gain is due to water retention. My weight gain is due to ice cream retention.
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March 24
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
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March 26
One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
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March 28
How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.
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March 28
t's always I before E. Isn't that weird?
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March 31
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes three bulbs.
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