Chuckles for February 2014

February 03
Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!

February 05
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

February 07
I intend to live forever - so far so good.

February 10
If you spread out all the sand in North Africa, it would cover the Sahara Desert.

February 12
Why is it called "After Dark", when it's really "After Light"?

February 14
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

February 17
Why does round pizza come in a square box?

February 19
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

February 21
Here's how to tell if you're overcaffeinated:
You ski uphill.

February 24
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

February 26
My mother taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about!”

February 28
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and hours are lost.

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