Chuckles for February 2014



February 03
Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
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February 05
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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February 07
I intend to live forever - so far so good.
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February 10
If you spread out all the sand in North Africa, it would cover the Sahara Desert.
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February 12
Why is it called "After Dark", when it's really "After Light"?
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February 14
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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February 17
Why does round pizza come in a square box?
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February 19
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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February 21
Here's how to tell if you're overcaffeinated:
You ski uphill.
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February 24
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
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February 26
My mother taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about!”
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February 28
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and hours are lost.
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  Today is Tuesday, Oct. 21, the 294th day of 2014. There are 71 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: The weather is discouraging for our great Democratic rally tomorrow, but never mind that. Let our Rock Island people show they can make a big procession themselves, rain or shine.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Apparatus arrived for drilling an artesian well on the premises of George Warner's Atlantic Brewery.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The German army continued its attacks on the allies line near the Belgian coast.
1939 -- 75 years ago: The farm home of Mr. and Mrs. Gus Zachert northwest of Buffalo Prairie, burned to the ground.
1964 -- 50 years ago: WVIK-FM, noncommercial educational radio station at Augustana College, will return to the air tomorrow. The station operates at a power of 10 watts at 90.9 megacycles on the frequency modulation band. The station is operated with a staff of 92 students.
1989 -- 25 years ago: An avenue of lights, 13 Christmas trees strung with more than 44,000 sparkling lights, will expand the Festival of Trees beyond the walls of RiverCenter in downtown Davenport in mid-November.


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