Chuckles for February 2014



February 03
Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
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February 05
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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February 07
I intend to live forever - so far so good.
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February 10
If you spread out all the sand in North Africa, it would cover the Sahara Desert.
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February 12
Why is it called "After Dark", when it's really "After Light"?
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February 14
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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February 17
Why does round pizza come in a square box?
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February 19
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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February 21
Here's how to tell if you're overcaffeinated:
You ski uphill.
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February 24
If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
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February 26
My mother taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about!”
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February 28
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and hours are lost.
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