Chuckles for October 2013



October 02
"Doctor, I think I'm a deck of cards!" The doctor says, "Sit in the waiting room, I'll deal with you later."
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October 04
Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.
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October 07
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
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October 09
Overweight is something that just snacks up on you.
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October 11
"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I Do" is the longest sentence?
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October 14
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem.
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October 16
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
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October 18
A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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October 21
Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.
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October 23
My girlfriend has just left me saying I spend too much time devoted to my studies of Roman Numerals. Iím L I V I D.
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October 24
My girlfriend has just left me saying I spend too much time devoted to my studies of Roman Numerals. Iím
L I V I D.
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October 24
My girlfriend has just left me saying I spend too much time devoted to my studies of Roman Numerals.
Iím L I V I D.
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October 25
You never know what real happiness is until you get married, and then it is too late.
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October 25
"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." The doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him!"
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October 28
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
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October 30
Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he's back!
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1864 — 150 years ago: It is estimated that 300,000 people attended the recent Democratic convention in Chicago when Gen. George B. McClellan of New Jersey was nominated as a candidate for president of the United States.
1889 — 125 years ago: Alderman Frank Ill, Winslow Howard and Captain J.M. Montgomery returned from Milwaukee, where they attended the national Grand Army of the Republic encampment.
1914 — 100 years ago: Three members of the Rock Island YMCA accepted positions as physical directors of other associations. Albert Cook went to Kewanee, C.D. Curtis to Canton and Willis Woods to Leavenworth, Kan.
1939 — 75 years ago: Former President Herbert Hoover appealed for national support of President F.D. Roosevelt and Congress in every effort to keep the United States out of war.
1964 — 50 years ago: The Rock Island Junior chamber pf Commerce has received answers to about 65 % of the 600 questionnaires mailed out recently in a "Community Attitude Survey" to analyze sentiments of citizens towards their city's various recreational, educational, and civic service programs.
1989 — 25 years ago: The two thunderstorms passing through the Quad Cities last night and early today left some area residents reaching for their flashlights.






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