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Chuckles for October 2013



October 02
"Doctor, I think I'm a deck of cards!" The doctor says, "Sit in the waiting room, I'll deal with you later."
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October 04
Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.
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October 07
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
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October 09
Overweight is something that just snacks up on you.
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October 11
"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I Do" is the longest sentence?
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October 14
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem.
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October 16
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
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October 18
A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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October 21
Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.
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October 23
My girlfriend has just left me saying I spend too much time devoted to my studies of Roman Numerals. Iím L I V I D.
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October 24
My girlfriend has just left me saying I spend too much time devoted to my studies of Roman Numerals. Iím
L I V I D.
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October 24
My girlfriend has just left me saying I spend too much time devoted to my studies of Roman Numerals.
Iím L I V I D.
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October 25
You never know what real happiness is until you get married, and then it is too late.
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October 25
"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." The doctor says, "Tell him I can't see him!"
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October 28
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
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October 30
Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he's back!
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  Today is Monday, Sept. 22, the 265th day of 2014. There are 100 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: The board of education has granted Thursday as a holiday for the children, with the expectation that parents who desire to have their children attend the Scott County Fair will do so on that day and save irregularity the rest of the week.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The guard fence around the new cement walk at the Harper House has been removed. The blocks are diamond shape, alternating in black and white.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The Rev. R.B. Williams, former pastor of the First Methodist Church, Rock Island, was named superintendent of the Rock Island District.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Abnormally high temperatures and lack of rainfall in Illinois during the past week have speeded maturing of corn and soybean crops.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Installation of a new television system in St. Anthony's Hospital, which includes a closed circuit channel as well as the three regular Quad-Cities channels, has been completed and now is in operation.
1989 -- 25 years ago: When the new Moline High School was built in 1958, along with it were plans to construct a football field in the bowl near 34th Street on the campus. Wednesday afternoon, more than 30 years later, the Moline Board of Education Athletic Board sent the ball rolling toward the possible construction of that field by asking superintendent Richard Hennigan to take to the board of education a proposal to hire a consultant.






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