Chuckles for September 2013



September 03
In football, why does the running back run forward?
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September 04
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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September 06
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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September 09
You never know what real happiness is until you get married, and then it is too late.
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September 11
It's not who you know, it's whom you know.
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September 16
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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September 18
How do they get the "Keep off the grass" sign on the grass?
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September 23
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
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September 25
When I was young, I just wanted a BMW. Now that I'm older, I don't need the W.
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September 27
I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
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September 30
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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