Chuckles for June 2013



June 03
Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.
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June 05
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
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June 07
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
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June 10
The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
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June 12
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
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June 14
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
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June 17
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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June 19
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
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June 21
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
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June 21
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
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June 24
I bet you I could stop gambling.
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June 26
Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a goat. How long have you felt like that? Ever since I was a kid.
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June 28
There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.
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  Today is Tuesday, Sept, 30, the 273rd day of 2014. There are 92 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: The ARGUS Boys are very anxious to attend the great Democratic mass meeting tomorrow and we shall therefore, print no paper on the day.
1889 — 125 years ago: H.J. Lowery resigned from his position as manager at the Harper House.
1914 — 100 years ago: Curtis & Simonson was the name of a new legal partnership formed by two younger members of the Rock Island County Bar. Hugh Cyrtis and Devore Simonson..
1939 — 75 years ago: Harry Grell, deputy county clerk was named county recorder to fill the vacancy caused by a resignation.
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