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Chuckles for May 2013



May 01
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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May 03
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
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May 06
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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May 09
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
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May 13
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
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May 15
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
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May 17
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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May 20
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
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May 22
The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
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May 24
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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May 28
When life gives me lemons, I make a whiskey sour and go to bed.
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May 29
Think positive. If you fall in the creek, check your pockets for fish.
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May 31
I joined health spa recently. They had a sign that said "free weights." So I took a couple.
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1864 -- 150 years ago: Recruits can get $500 by enlisting now. Lt Jobe has a recruiting office on Illinois Street.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Superintendent Schnitger formally inaugurated the Rock Island and Davenport Railway Line of the Holmes system by putting on four cars to start.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Wires of the defunct Union Electric Co. are being removed by city electricians.
1939 -- 75 years ago: The Bishop Hill softball team won the championship in WHB"S Mississippi Valley tournament at Douglas Park.
1964 -- 50 years ago: A boom in apartment construction has hit Rock Island, with approximately 300 units either in or near the construction stage or due for an early rezoning decision.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Members of the Bi-State Metropolitan Planning Commission are hoping to revive their push for a new $70 million four-lane bridge spanning the Mississippi River.






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