Chuckles for April 2013



April 01
Why did Mozart sell his chickens?
Because they wouldn't stop saying, "Bach, Bach!"
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April 03
Why can Mount Everest hear everything you say?
Because it's covered with mountaineers!
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April 05
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
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April 08
What's the first thing an ape learns in school?
The ape b c's!
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April 10
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!
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April 12
What are twins' favorite fruits?
Pears!
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April 15
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer!
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April 17
Where do cows go during the holidays?
To Ber-MOOda!
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April 19
How do you start your day with a smile?
With a Grin-ola for breakfast!
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April 19
How do you start your day with a smile?
With a Grin-ola for breakfast!
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April 22
Why wouldn't the oyster give anyone his pearl?
He was shellfish!
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April 25
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a dog?
A cocka-poodle-doo!
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April 29
What do you call babies' knees?
Kid-neys!
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1864 — 150 years ago: Some persons are negotiating for 80 feet of ground on Illinois Street with a view of erecting four stores thereon. It would serve a better purpose if the money was invested in neat tenement houses.
1889 — 125 years ago: The Central station, car house and stables of the Moline-Rock Island Horse Railway line of the Holmes syndicate, together with 15 cars and 42 head of horses, were destroyed by fire. The loss was at $15,000.
1914 — 100 years ago: Vera Cruz, Mexico, after a day and night of resistance to American forces, gradually ceased opposition. The American forces took complete control of the city.
1939 — 75 years ago: Dr. R. Bruce Collins was reelected for a second term as president of the Lower Rock Island County Tuberculosis Association.
1964 — 50 years ago: Work is scheduled to begin this summer on construction of a new men's residence complex and an addition to the dining facilities at Westerlin Hall at Augustana College.
1989 — 25 years ago: Special Olympics competitors were triple winners at Rock Island High School Saturday. The participants vanquished the rain that fell during the competition, and some won their events; but most important, they triumphed over their own disabilities.




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