Chuckles for March 2013



March 01
What is the strongest vegetable in the world!
Muscle sprout!kids.yahoo.com/

March 04
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day-scare!kids.yahoo.com/

March 04
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day-scare!
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March 06
What do cops use to arrest pigs?
Ham-cuffs!
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March 08
How do you get a frog off your car's back window?
Turn on the rear defrogger!
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March 11
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add ''G'' to it and its gone!
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March 13
What did the banana say to the doctor?
Add ''I'm not peeling very well!''
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March 15
What do you call and underwater spy?
James Pond!
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March 18
What happens when you illegally park your frog?
It gets toad away!
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March 20
What do tourists use to get around the beach?
Taxi crabs!
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March 22
What do call a flying skunk?
A smell-icopter!
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March 25
Which fish is the funniest?
The cartoona!
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March 27
What's a caterpillar's worst enemy?
A dogerpillar!
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March 29
''Waiter, this soup tastes funny?''
Then why aren't you laughing?
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  Today is Monday, Sept. 1, the 244th day of 2014. There are 121 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: We are informed by J.H. Hull that the reason the street sprinkler was not at work yesterday settling the dust on the streets, was because one of his horses was injured.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Bonnie McGregor, a fleet-footed stallion owned by S.W. Wheelock of this community, covered himself with glory at Lexington, Ky, when he ran a mile in 2:13 1/2. The horse's value was estimated as at least $50,000.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Troops are pouring into Paris to prepare for defense of the city. The German army is reported to be only 60 miles from the capital of France.
1939 -- 75 years ago: The German army has invaded Poland in undeclared warfare. Poland has appealed to Great Britain and France for aid.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Publication of a plant newspaper, the Farmall Works News, has been launched at the Rock Island IHC factory and replaces a managerial newsletter.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Officials predict Monday's Rock Island Labor Parade will be the biggest and best ever. Last minute work continues on floats and costumes for the parade, which steps off a 9:30 a.m.




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