Chuckles for March 2013



March 01
What is the strongest vegetable in the world!
Muscle sprout!kids.yahoo.com/

March 04
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day-scare!kids.yahoo.com/

March 04
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day-scare!
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March 06
What do cops use to arrest pigs?
Ham-cuffs!
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March 08
How do you get a frog off your car's back window?
Turn on the rear defrogger!
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March 11
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add ''G'' to it and its gone!
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March 13
What did the banana say to the doctor?
Add ''I'm not peeling very well!''
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March 15
What do you call and underwater spy?
James Pond!
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March 18
What happens when you illegally park your frog?
It gets toad away!
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March 20
What do tourists use to get around the beach?
Taxi crabs!
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March 22
What do call a flying skunk?
A smell-icopter!
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March 25
Which fish is the funniest?
The cartoona!
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March 27
What's a caterpillar's worst enemy?
A dogerpillar!
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March 29
''Waiter, this soup tastes funny?''
Then why aren't you laughing?
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  Today is Thursday, Aug. 21, the 233rd day of 2014. There are 132 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: Sheriff McLaughlin had the misfortune to dislocate his right shoulder some days ago when his carriage upset. He is now able to walk about but has a very sore shoulder.
1889 -- 125 years ago: A kindergarten was started in the downtown district of Rock Island with the Misses Dodie Hawes and Grace Knowlton as teachers.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Pope Pius X died in Rome.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Rock Island's new theater was named Esquire.
1964 -- 50 years ago: The J.I. Case Co. plant in Bettendorf will add from 150 to 200 employees by Jan. 1 a spokesman for the company said today. The Bettendorf Works today had a payroll of 1,350, but an increased production schedule will require additional people.
1989 -- 25 years ago: The Illowa Council Boy Scouts of America reached and passed its campaign goal in a drive that began 14 months ago by raising more than $2.2 million for the expansion of Loud Thunder Reservation near Andalusia.






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