Chuckles for March 2013



March 01
What is the strongest vegetable in the world!
Muscle sprout!kids.yahoo.com/

March 04
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day-scare!kids.yahoo.com/

March 04
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day-scare!
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March 06
What do cops use to arrest pigs?
Ham-cuffs!
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March 08
How do you get a frog off your car's back window?
Turn on the rear defrogger!
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March 11
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add ''G'' to it and its gone!
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March 13
What did the banana say to the doctor?
Add ''I'm not peeling very well!''
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March 15
What do you call and underwater spy?
James Pond!
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March 18
What happens when you illegally park your frog?
It gets toad away!
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March 20
What do tourists use to get around the beach?
Taxi crabs!
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March 22
What do call a flying skunk?
A smell-icopter!
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March 25
Which fish is the funniest?
The cartoona!
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March 27
What's a caterpillar's worst enemy?
A dogerpillar!
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March 29
''Waiter, this soup tastes funny?''
Then why aren't you laughing?
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  Today is Friday, Aug. 1, the 213th day of 2014. There are 152 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: A mad dog was shot in Davenport after biting several other canines and snapping at several children. The police should abate this nuisance — there are about 500 dogs in this city that ought to be killed at once.
1889 — 125 years ago: Track laying operations on 2nd Avenue, stopped by the Moline-Rock Island company last spring for lack of rail, have been resumed.
1914 — 100 years ago: Bulletins allowed to come through the strong continental censorship of all war news indicated that Germany was advancing with a dash against both Russia and France.
1939 — 75 years ago: Emil J Klein, of Rock Island, was elected commander of Rock Island Post 200, American Legion.
1964 — 50 years ago: Members of the Davenport police department and their families are being invited to the department's family picnic to be held Aug. 27 at the Mississippi Valley Fairgrounds.
1989 — 25 years ago: Beginning this fall, Black Hawk College will offer a continuing education course in horseback riding at the Wright Way Equestrian Center, Moline, located just east of the Deere Administration Center.




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