Chuckles for March 2013



March 01
What is the strongest vegetable in the world!
Muscle sprout!kids.yahoo.com/

March 04
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day-scare!kids.yahoo.com/

March 04
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day-scare!
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March 06
What do cops use to arrest pigs?
Ham-cuffs!
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March 08
How do you get a frog off your car's back window?
Turn on the rear defrogger!
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March 11
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add ''G'' to it and its gone!
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March 13
What did the banana say to the doctor?
Add ''I'm not peeling very well!''
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March 15
What do you call and underwater spy?
James Pond!
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March 18
What happens when you illegally park your frog?
It gets toad away!
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March 20
What do tourists use to get around the beach?
Taxi crabs!
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March 22
What do call a flying skunk?
A smell-icopter!
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March 25
Which fish is the funniest?
The cartoona!
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March 27
What's a caterpillar's worst enemy?
A dogerpillar!
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March 29
''Waiter, this soup tastes funny?''
Then why aren't you laughing?
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  Today is Friday, April 18, the 108th day of 2014. There are 257 days left in the year.
1864 -- 150 years ago: A new steamer, Keithsburg, now is at our levee taking on board the balance of her fixtures preparatory to assuming her position on the daily Rock Island and Keokuk line.
1889 -- 125 years ago: C.W. Hawes was appointed deputy county clerk by county clerk Donaldson.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Mrs. O.E. child, of Moline, was named president of the Women's Home Missionary Society of the Methodist Church Rock Island District of the Central Illinois conference.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Augustana College is making plans for a drive for funds to erect a field house and make football field improvements.
1964 -- 50 years ago: A expanded election coverage system featuring a 16-foot chalkboard showing up to the minute running totals, attracted a large and enthusiastic crowd to The Argus newsroom last night.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Balloons frame Rock Island attorney Stewart Winstein who was given a surprise party in the rotunda of the Rock Island County Courthouse on Thursday to honor his 50th year of practicing law.




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