Chuckles for March 2013



March 01
What is the strongest vegetable in the world!
Muscle sprout!kids.yahoo.com/

March 04
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day-scare!kids.yahoo.com/

March 04
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day-scare!
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March 06
What do cops use to arrest pigs?
Ham-cuffs!
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March 08
How do you get a frog off your car's back window?
Turn on the rear defrogger!
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March 11
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add ''G'' to it and its gone!
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March 13
What did the banana say to the doctor?
Add ''I'm not peeling very well!''
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March 15
What do you call and underwater spy?
James Pond!
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March 18
What happens when you illegally park your frog?
It gets toad away!
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March 20
What do tourists use to get around the beach?
Taxi crabs!
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March 22
What do call a flying skunk?
A smell-icopter!
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March 25
Which fish is the funniest?
The cartoona!
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March 27
What's a caterpillar's worst enemy?
A dogerpillar!
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March 29
''Waiter, this soup tastes funny?''
Then why aren't you laughing?
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  Today is Tuesday, July 22, the 203rd day of 2014. There are 162 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: Everybody is invited to go on a moonlight excursion next Monday evening on the steamer New Boston. The trip will be from Davenport to Muscatine and back.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The mayor and bridge committee let a contract to the Clinton Bridge company for a $1,125 iron bridge across Sears canal near Milan.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Injunction proceedings to compel the Central Association to keep a baseball team in Rock Island for the remainder of the season were contemplated by some of the Rock Island fans, but they decided to defer action.
1939 -- 75 years ago: The first of the new and more powerful diesel engines built for the Rock Island Lines for the proposed Chicago-Denver run, passed thru the Tri-Cities this morning.
1964 -- 50 years ago: The Rock Island Rescue Mission is negotiating for the purchase of the Prince Hall Masonic Home located at 37th Avenue and 5th Street, Rock Island.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Quad Cities Container Terminal is being lauded as a giant business boon that will save several days and hundreds of dollars on each goods shipment to the coasts. The Quad Cities Container Terminal is the final piece of the puzzle that opens up increase access to world markets, Robert Goldstein said.








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