Chuckles for February 2013



February 01
Why was the cookie crying?
Because it had been a wafer so long!
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February 04
Where do you put a barking dog?
In a barking lot!
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February 06
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor!
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February 08
Why do humming birds hum?
Because they don't know the words!
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February 11
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Frostbite!
Frostbite who?
Frostbite yer food, then chew it!



February 13
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and Kisses!
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February 15
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Put it in the refrigerator!
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February 18
What kind of seat do baby ghosts sit in?
A Boo-ster seat!
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February 20
What gets bigger the more you take from it?
A hole!
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February 22
Why was the baby aunt so confused?
Because all of his uncles were aunts!
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February 25
When does a teacher carry bird seed?
When there is a parrot-teacher conference!
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February 27
Why did John walk backwards to school?
It was back to school day!
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