Chuckles for February 2013



February 01
Why was the cookie crying?
Because it had been a wafer so long!
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February 04
Where do you put a barking dog?
In a barking lot!
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February 06
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor!
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February 08
Why do humming birds hum?
Because they don't know the words!
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February 11
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Frostbite!
Frostbite who?
Frostbite yer food, then chew it!



February 13
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and Kisses!
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February 15
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Put it in the refrigerator!
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February 18
What kind of seat do baby ghosts sit in?
A Boo-ster seat!
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February 20
What gets bigger the more you take from it?
A hole!
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February 22
Why was the baby aunt so confused?
Because all of his uncles were aunts!
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February 25
When does a teacher carry bird seed?
When there is a parrot-teacher conference!
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February 27
Why did John walk backwards to school?
It was back to school day!
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  Today is Tuesday, Oct. 21, the 294th day of 2014. There are 71 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: The weather is discouraging for our great Democratic rally tomorrow, but never mind that. Let our Rock Island people show they can make a big procession themselves, rain or shine.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Apparatus arrived for drilling an artesian well on the premises of George Warner's Atlantic Brewery.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The German army continued its attacks on the allies line near the Belgian coast.
1939 -- 75 years ago: The farm home of Mr. and Mrs. Gus Zachert northwest of Buffalo Prairie, burned to the ground.
1964 -- 50 years ago: WVIK-FM, noncommercial educational radio station at Augustana College, will return to the air tomorrow. The station operates at a power of 10 watts at 90.9 megacycles on the frequency modulation band. The station is operated with a staff of 92 students.
1989 -- 25 years ago: An avenue of lights, 13 Christmas trees strung with more than 44,000 sparkling lights, will expand the Festival of Trees beyond the walls of RiverCenter in downtown Davenport in mid-November.


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