Chuckles for February 2013



February 01
Why was the cookie crying?
Because it had been a wafer so long!
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February 04
Where do you put a barking dog?
In a barking lot!
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February 06
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor!
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February 08
Why do humming birds hum?
Because they don't know the words!
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February 11
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Frostbite!
Frostbite who?
Frostbite yer food, then chew it!



February 13
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and Kisses!
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February 15
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Put it in the refrigerator!
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February 18
What kind of seat do baby ghosts sit in?
A Boo-ster seat!
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February 20
What gets bigger the more you take from it?
A hole!
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February 22
Why was the baby aunt so confused?
Because all of his uncles were aunts!
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February 25
When does a teacher carry bird seed?
When there is a parrot-teacher conference!
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February 27
Why did John walk backwards to school?
It was back to school day!
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1864 -- 150 years ago: The female sex seems to have gone crazy on the subject of dry goods. When high prices keep them from increasing their wardrobes, they turn to stealing. Yard goods, hats, shoes and other items are being picked up and carried home.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Members of Everts Commandery No. 18, Knights Templar, under Commander H.C. Cleaveland, marched from the Masonic Temple to Trinity Episcopal Church for their annual Easter services.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Nate Hultgren pitched the Augustana College baseball team to a 10-3 victory over Carthage, striking out 11 men and allowing only four hits.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Marvel Leonhardi, a Rock Island High School senior, was the winner of an essay contest on advertising sponsored by The Argus and Advertising Age, a national advertising publication.
1964 -- 50 years ago: The Augustana College band drew a crowd of 1,200 people for its annual home concert in Centennial Hall. The size of the crowd was indicative of the fact the band is rapidly approaching the stature of the Augustana Choir.
1989 -- 25 years ago: A benefit to raise money for extracurricular activities in the Rock Island Milan School District will be April 27 at the Quad City Downs harness race track. People buying $17.50 tickets to the second annual "Night at the Quad City Downs" will be entitled to an evening of harness racing and dinner.






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