Chuckles for February 2013



February 01
Why was the cookie crying?
Because it had been a wafer so long!
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February 04
Where do you put a barking dog?
In a barking lot!
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February 06
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor!
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February 08
Why do humming birds hum?
Because they don't know the words!
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February 11
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Frostbite!
Frostbite who?
Frostbite yer food, then chew it!



February 13
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and Kisses!
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February 15
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Put it in the refrigerator!
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February 18
What kind of seat do baby ghosts sit in?
A Boo-ster seat!
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February 20
What gets bigger the more you take from it?
A hole!
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February 22
Why was the baby aunt so confused?
Because all of his uncles were aunts!
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February 25
When does a teacher carry bird seed?
When there is a parrot-teacher conference!
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February 27
Why did John walk backwards to school?
It was back to school day!
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  Today is Tuesday, May 21, the 141st day of 2013. There are 224 days left in the year.
1863 -- 150 years ago: On Monday the 11th inst. on Center Ridge in Mercer County,some citizens got out their cannon to celebrate the taking of Richmond. The gun wasoverloaded and burst. No one was injured, but one 30-pound piece went though thesecond story of a house.
1888 -- 125 years ago: The old folks concert at the Harper Theater last night to benefit St.Luke's Cottage Hospital, attracted a large audience.
1913 -- 100 years ago: Unless depredation by vandals in Rock Island parks is halted,special policemen will be assigned to night duty to protect the flowers and other property.
1938 -- 75 years ago: Station WHBF has received a special citation from Washington forits participation in Air Mail Week, which was observed this week throughout the nation.
1963 -- 50 years ago: A 10-year high in employment in the Quad-City area was reachedat the end of the last quarter, according to an industrial employment barometer releasedtoday.
1988 -- 25 years ago: Pee Wee teams will be able to play baseball and softball as usualon Diamond Three at Dorrance Park this summer, but after that, the ball field is doomed.County crews have put the diamond back in shape after heavy trucks marred the playingfield earlier this spring. Illinois Department of Transportation crews drove onto it to makeborings for the relocation of the junction of Illinois 84 and the Port Byron-Hillsdale road.




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