Chuckles for February 2013
February 01
Why was the cookie crying? Because it had been a wafer so long! kids.yahoo.com/
February 04
Where do you put a barking dog? In a barking lot! kids.yahoo.com/
February 06
What do you call a snail on a boat? A snailor! kids.yahoo.com/
February 08
Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the words! kids.yahoo.com/
February 11
Knock! Knock! Who's there? Frostbite! Frostbite who? Frostbite yer food, then chew it!
February 13
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? Hogs and Kisses! aboutamom.com/
February 15
How do you make a strawberry shake? Put it in the refrigerator! aboutamom.com/
February 18
What kind of seat do baby ghosts sit in? A Boo-ster seat! kids.yahoo.com/
February 20
What gets bigger the more you take from it? A hole! kids.yahoo.com/
February 22
Why was the baby aunt so confused? Because all of his uncles were aunts! kids.yahoo.com/
February 25
When does a teacher carry bird seed? When there is a parrot-teacher conference! kids.yahoo.com/
February 27
Why did John walk backwards to school? It was back to school day! kids.yahoo.com/
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