Chuckles for January 2013
January 02
New Years Resolutions you Can Keep: Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. jokes.net/
January 04
What is black and white and blue all over? A frozen Penquin! kids.yahoo.com/
January 07
How do athletes stay cool during the games? They stand near the fans! kids.yahoo.com/
January 09
How do bees brush their hair? With a honey comb! kids.yahoo.com/
January 11
How do start fire with two sticks? Make sure one of the sticks is a match! kids.yahoo.com/
January 14
What is the strongest vegetable in the world? Muscle sprout! kids.yahoo.com/
January 16
Why was the teacher cross-eyed? Because she couldn't control her pupils! kids.yahoo.com/
January 18
Why did the bird go to the doctor? For medical tweet-ment! kids.yahoo.com/
January 21
What is the center of gravity? v! kids.yahoo.com/
January 23
Why is it so windy at sporting events? Because of all the fans! kids.yahoo.com/
January 25
If you hold 9 oranges in one hand and 10 lemons in another, what do you have? Really big hands! kids.yahoo.com/
January 28
What's black, white and terrifying? A math test! kids.yahoo.com/
January 30
What's the first thing an ape learns in school? The ape b c's! kids.yahoo.com/
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