Chuckles for November 2012



November 02
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
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November 05
At what time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
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November 07
What game do astronauts play?
Moon-opoly!
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November 09
What's brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation!
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November 12
What can run but not walk?
Water!
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November 14
Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
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November 16
What brand of underwear does King Tut wear?
Fruit of the tomb!
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November 19
What is a horses favorite sport?
Stable tennis!
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November 21
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!"
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November 21
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!"
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November 26
What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas song?
Jungle Bells!
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November 28
Who delivers presents to dogs on Christmas Eve?
Santa Paws!
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November 30
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither, candles always burn shorter!
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1864 — 150 years ago: It is estimated that 300,000 people attended the recent Democratic convention in Chicago when Gen. George B. McClellan of New Jersey was nominated as a candidate for president of the United States.
1889 — 125 years ago: Alderman Frank Ill, Winslow Howard and Captain J.M. Montgomery returned from Milwaukee, where they attended the national Grand Army of the Republic encampment.
1914 — 100 years ago: Three members of the Rock Island YMCA accepted positions as physical directors of other associations. Albert Cook went to Kewanee, C.D. Curtis to Canton and Willis Woods to Leavenworth, Kan.
1939 — 75 years ago: Former President Herbert Hoover appealed for national support of President F.D. Roosevelt and Congress in every effort to keep the United States out of war.
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