Chuckles for November 2012



November 02
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
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November 05
At what time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
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November 07
What game do astronauts play?
Moon-opoly!
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November 09
What's brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation!
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November 12
What can run but not walk?
Water!
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November 14
Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
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November 16
What brand of underwear does King Tut wear?
Fruit of the tomb!
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November 19
What is a horses favorite sport?
Stable tennis!
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November 21
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!"
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November 21
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!"
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November 26
What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas song?
Jungle Bells!
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November 28
Who delivers presents to dogs on Christmas Eve?
Santa Paws!
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November 30
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither, candles always burn shorter!
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