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Chuckles for November 2012



November 02
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck!
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November 05
At what time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
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November 07
What game do astronauts play?
Moon-opoly!
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November 09
What's brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation!
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November 12
What can run but not walk?
Water!
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November 14
Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
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November 16
What brand of underwear does King Tut wear?
Fruit of the tomb!
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November 19
What is a horses favorite sport?
Stable tennis!
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November 21
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!"
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November 21
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!"
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November 26
What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas song?
Jungle Bells!
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November 28
Who delivers presents to dogs on Christmas Eve?
Santa Paws!
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November 30
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither, candles always burn shorter!
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1864 — 150 years ago: A large pair of elk, captured in Iowa, were exhibited in Market Square today.
1889 — 125 years ago: The Rock Island Arsenal dam was being constructed under the supervision of Charles Frances, of Lowell, Mass.
1914 — 100 years ago: Mrs. Frank Mixer, of Rock Island, was the winner of the final preliminary for the women's handicap golf cup at Rock Island arsenal links.
1939 — 75 years ago: Sixteen hundred persons — many from war-fearful Europe — arrived in New York aboard the German liner Bremen. For two days on the trip, passengers were cut off from the world with both incoming and outgoing radio messages banned.
1964 — 50 years ago: Police reported five youths have been involved in the theft of about seven cars in recent weeks. Three of the youths were arrested Saturday afternoon, one was in custody as the result of a previous arrest, and the fifth is expected to be arrested today.
1989 — 25 years ago: The Rock Island/Milan School Board is asking the city to tear down Franklin School and allow the school district to pay back the estimated $100,00 cost during 10 years.






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