Chuckles for October 2012



October 01
What game do kid ghosts love?
Hide and shriek!
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October 03
What does a skeleton say before eating?
Bone appetit!
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October 05
What did the witch put in her hair?
Scarespray!
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October 08
What kind of fur do you get from a werewolf?
As fur away as you can get!
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October 10
What's the problem with witches?
You can never tell which witch is which!
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October 12
How can you tell if a Vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin'!
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October 16
What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests!
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October 17
Where do ghosts make their beer?
At the boo-ery!
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October 19
What did the first casket say to the second casket?
Is that you coffin!
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October 22
What kind of coffee do vampires drink?
De-coffin-ated!
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October 24
Why did the monster put a keep off sign on her lawn?
She wanted to mark her terror-tory!
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October 26
What do you call a ghost in the jungle?
Ramboo!
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October 29
What did the witch put in her hair?
Scarespray!
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October 31
What do you get when you put a snowman in a haunted house?
Ice screams!
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