Chuckles for October 2012



October 01
What game do kid ghosts love?
Hide and shriek!
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October 03
What does a skeleton say before eating?
Bone appetit!
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October 05
What did the witch put in her hair?
Scarespray!
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October 08
What kind of fur do you get from a werewolf?
As fur away as you can get!
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October 10
What's the problem with witches?
You can never tell which witch is which!
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October 12
How can you tell if a Vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin'!
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October 16
What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests!
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October 17
Where do ghosts make their beer?
At the boo-ery!
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October 19
What did the first casket say to the second casket?
Is that you coffin!
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October 22
What kind of coffee do vampires drink?
De-coffin-ated!
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October 24
Why did the monster put a keep off sign on her lawn?
She wanted to mark her terror-tory!
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October 26
What do you call a ghost in the jungle?
Ramboo!
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October 29
What did the witch put in her hair?
Scarespray!
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October 31
What do you get when you put a snowman in a haunted house?
Ice screams!
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  Today is Sunday, Aug. 31, the 243rd day of 2014. There are 122 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: The Chicago and Rock Island Railroad will carry all who wish to attend the Chicago convention for half fare — that is, full fare to Chicago and return free.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Hardy Hetter, for several years yardmaster in the Burlington Railroad yards in Rock Island and Moline, was transferred to Beardstown. He was succeeded here by J.E. Albrecht.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Corn was estimated at 50 percent of the normal crop in Rock Island County by Crop Correspondent Thomas Campbell.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Robert Carroll, 12-year-old son of Mr. and Mrs. Farr Carroll, of near Aledo, won the grand championship of the Mercer County baby beef show with "Fat Stuff."
1964 -- 50 years ago: About 250 persons attended the first in a series of horse shows at the Hillandale Stables off Knoxville Road near Milan on Saturday afternoon and evening.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Ground was broken this morning for the $4.5 million Rock Valley Business Park near Rock Valley Plaza, Rock Island. The first building is 17,000 square feet for offices and a warehouse and should be completed by Dec. 1.




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