Chuckles for October 2012



October 01
What game do kid ghosts love?
Hide and shriek!
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October 03
What does a skeleton say before eating?
Bone appetit!
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October 05
What did the witch put in her hair?
Scarespray!
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October 08
What kind of fur do you get from a werewolf?
As fur away as you can get!
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October 10
What's the problem with witches?
You can never tell which witch is which!
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October 12
How can you tell if a Vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin'!
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October 16
What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests!
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October 17
Where do ghosts make their beer?
At the boo-ery!
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October 19
What did the first casket say to the second casket?
Is that you coffin!
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October 22
What kind of coffee do vampires drink?
De-coffin-ated!
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October 24
Why did the monster put a keep off sign on her lawn?
She wanted to mark her terror-tory!
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October 26
What do you call a ghost in the jungle?
Ramboo!
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October 29
What did the witch put in her hair?
Scarespray!
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October 31
What do you get when you put a snowman in a haunted house?
Ice screams!
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  Today is Friday, July 25, the 206th day of 2014. There are 159 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: Walter Jones, of Co, F 23rd Ky, volunteers, lost a satchel on the Camden road, yesterday, containing his papers of discharge from the army.
1889 -- 125 years ago: E. W. Robinson purchased from Mrs. J.T. Miller the livery stable on the triangle south of Market square.
1914 -- 100 years ago: A municipal; bathing beach was advocated at the weekly meeting of the city commission by commissioner Rudgren, who suggested the foot of Seventh Street as an excellent location.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Floyd Shetter, Rock Island county superintendent schools, announced teachers hired for nearly all of the 95 rural and village grade schools in the county.
1964 -- 50 years ago: The mercury officially reached the season's previous high of 95 about noon today and continued upward toward an expected mark of 97.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Fort Armstrong hotel once the wining and dining chambers of Rock Island's elite is under repair. Progress is being made though at a seeming snail's pace to return the building to a semblance of its past glory for senior citizen's homes.








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