Chuckles for September 2012

September 04
Why did the coach go to the bank
To get his quarter back!

September 05
How do you make an egg roll?
Push it!

September 07
What do you call two medicine men?

September 10
Where do you dance in California?
San Frandisco

September 12
Why does a wrestler bring a key to the match?
To get out of a headlock!

September 14
What do you need to open a door?
A closed door!

September 17
What is a pie's favority sport?
Pie Kwon Do!

September 17
What is a pie's favorite sport?
Pie Kwon Do!

September 19
Why did the girl go outside with her purse open?
To see if there was any change in the weather!

September 21
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!

September 24
What do you call a friendly and happy monster?
A failure!

September 28
What kind of coffee do vampires drink?

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  Today is Tuesday, Sept 2, the 245th day of 2014. There are 120 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: It is estimated that 300,000 people attended the recent Democratic convention in Chicago when Gen. George B. McClellan of New Jersey was nominated as a candidate for president of the United States.
1889 — 125 years ago: Alderman Frank Ill, Winslow Howard and Captain J.M. Montgomery returned from Milwaukee, where they attended the national Grand Army of the Republic encampment.
1914 — 100 years ago: Three members of the Rock Island YMCA accepted positions as physical directors of other associations. Albert Cook went to Kewanee, C.D. Curtis to Canton and Willis Woods to Leavenworth, Kan.
1939 — 75 years ago: Former President Herbert Hoover appealed for national support of President F.D. Roosevelt and Congress in every effort to keep the United States out of war.
1964 — 50 years ago: The Rock Island Junior chamber pf Commerce has received answers to about 65 % of the 600 questionnaires mailed out recently in a "Community Attitude Survey" to analyze sentiments of citizens towards their city's various recreational, educational, and civic service programs.
1989 — 25 years ago: The two thunderstorms passing through the Quad Cities last night and early today left some area residents reaching for their flashlights.

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