Chuckles for September 2012

September 04
Why did the coach go to the bank
To get his quarter back!

September 05
How do you make an egg roll?
Push it!

September 07
What do you call two medicine men?

September 10
Where do you dance in California?
San Frandisco

September 12
Why does a wrestler bring a key to the match?
To get out of a headlock!

September 14
What do you need to open a door?
A closed door!

September 17
What is a pie's favority sport?
Pie Kwon Do!

September 17
What is a pie's favorite sport?
Pie Kwon Do!

September 19
Why did the girl go outside with her purse open?
To see if there was any change in the weather!

September 21
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!

September 24
What do you call a friendly and happy monster?
A failure!

September 28
What kind of coffee do vampires drink?

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Local events heading

  Today is Tuesday, July 29, the 210th day of 2014. There are 155 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: Col. H.F. Sickless informs us that there will be new organization of troops in this state under the call for more men.
1889 -- 125 years ago: James Normoyle arrived home after graduating from West Point with honors in the class of 1889. He was to report to Fort Brady, Mich., as second lieutenant in the 23rd Infantry.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Austria Hungary declared war on Serbia. Germany and Austria refused an invitation of Sir Edward Grey to join Great Britain at a mediation conference.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Dr. William Mayo, the last of the three famous Mayo brother surgeons, died at the age of 78.
1964 -- 50 years ago: One of the biggest horse shows of the season was held yesterday at Hillandale Arena on Knoxville Road under the sponsorship of the Illowa Horsemen's Club.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Davenport is like a gigantic carnival this weekend with the Bix Arts Fest taking over 12 square blocks of the downtown area. A festive atmosphere prevailed Friday as thousands of people turned out to sample what the Arts Fest has to offer.

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