Chuckles for September 2012



September 04
Why did the coach go to the bank
To get his quarter back!
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September 05
How do you make an egg roll?
Push it!
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September 07
What do you call two medicine men?
Pair-a-medics!
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September 10
Where do you dance in California?
San Frandisco
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September 12
Why does a wrestler bring a key to the match?
To get out of a headlock!
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September 14
What do you need to open a door?
A closed door!
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September 17
What is a pie's favority sport?
Pie Kwon Do!
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September 17
What is a pie's favorite sport?
Pie Kwon Do!
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September 19
Why did the girl go outside with her purse open?
To see if there was any change in the weather!
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September 21
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!
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September 24
What do you call a friendly and happy monster?
A failure!
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September 28
What kind of coffee do vampires drink?
De-coffin-nated!
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