Chuckles for August 2012
August 01
At what time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn!kids.yahoo.com/
August 03
What do you call ham that you really want? Pork-you-pine!kids.yahoo.com/
August 06
What kind of a garden does a baker have? A flour garden!kids.yahoo.com/
August 08
What is the man in the moon's favorite drink? Crater-ade!kids.yahoo.com/
August 10
What's the best way to make straight A's? With a ruler!kids.yahoo.com/
August 13
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?onelinerz.net/
August 15
At what time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn!onelinerz.net/
August 17
What does baseball have in common with pancakes? They both rely on the batter!onelinerz.net/
August 20
What lies on the ground a hundred feet in the air? A centipede!kids.yahoo.com/jokes
August 20
What lies on the ground a hundred feet in the air? A centipede! kids.yahoo.com/jokes
August 22
Why didn't the clam share it's pearls? Because it was shellfish! kids.yahoo.com/jokes
August 24
What is a pie's favorite sport? Pie Kwan Do! kids.yahoo.com/jokes
August 27
Why did a boy take a bale of hay to bed with him? To feed his nightmare! kids.yahoo.com/jokes
August 29
What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots! kids.yahoo.com/jokes
August 31
What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common? They both have the same middle name! kids.yahoo.com/jokes
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