Chuckles for July 2012



July 05
What can run but cannot walk?
Water!(jokesbykids.com)

July 06
What is the funniest bike?
A Yamahahahahaha!(jokesbykids.com)

July 09
What word is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly!(jokesbykids.com)

July 09
How did the kitten know it was going to rain?
It listened to the fur-cast!

July 11
Why was the clock sent to the principals office?
Because he was tocking too much!kids.yahoo.com/

July 13
What do you call a donkey that's cold?
A brrrr-o!kids.yahoo.com/

July 16
What kind of call does and electrician drive?
A Volts-wagon!kids.yahoo.com/

July 17
What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A Volts-wagon!kids.yahoo.com/

July 18
What did the pencil say to the paper?
I dot my eye on you!kids.yahoo.com/

July 20
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
He was shocked!kids.yahoo.com/

July 30
What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots!kids.yahoo.com/

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  Today is Monday, Oct. 20, the 293rd day of 2014. There are 72 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: The store of Devoe and Crampton was entered and robbed of about $500 worth of gold pens and pocket cutlery last night.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Michael Malloy was named president of the Tri-City Stone Cutters Union.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Dewitte C. Poole, former Moline newspaperman serving as vice consul general for the United States government in Paris, declared in a letter to friends that the once gay Paris is a city of sadness and desolation.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Plans for the construction of an $80,000 wholesale bakery at 2011 4th Ave. were announced by Harry and Nick Coin, of Rock Island. It is to be known as the Banquet Bakery.
1964 -- 50 years ago: An application has been filed for a state permit to organize a savings and loan association in Moline, it was announced. The applicants are Ben Butterworth, A.B. Lundahl, C. Richard Evans, John Harris, George Crampton and William Getz, all of Moline, Charles Roberts, Rock Island, and Charles Johnson, of Hampton.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Indian summer is quickly disappearing as temperatures slide into the 40s and 50s this week. Last week, highs were in the 80s.


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