Chuckles for July 2012



July 05
What can run but cannot walk?
Water!(jokesbykids.com)

July 06
What is the funniest bike?
A Yamahahahahaha!(jokesbykids.com)

July 09
What word is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly!(jokesbykids.com)

July 09
How did the kitten know it was going to rain?
It listened to the fur-cast!

July 11
Why was the clock sent to the principals office?
Because he was tocking too much!kids.yahoo.com/

July 13
What do you call a donkey that's cold?
A brrrr-o!kids.yahoo.com/

July 16
What kind of call does and electrician drive?
A Volts-wagon!kids.yahoo.com/

July 17
What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A Volts-wagon!kids.yahoo.com/

July 18
What did the pencil say to the paper?
I dot my eye on you!kids.yahoo.com/

July 20
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
He was shocked!kids.yahoo.com/

July 30
What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots!kids.yahoo.com/

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  Today is Sunday, July 27, the 208th day of 2014. There are 157 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: The Rock Island Paper Mill is now operating. It is an establishment which our people ought to encourage by saving all rags for the mill, where you can get cash and the highest prices for them.
1889 -- 125 years ago: E. W. Robinson purchased from J.T. Miller the livery stable on the triangle south of Market Square.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Henry Kramer was elected president of the Tri-City Typothetae Franklin Club, which took the place of the Tri-City Ben Franklin Club.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Mrs. Floyd Furh, Illinois City, was first-place winner in the second annual Gov. Horner Farm floral contest.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Nearly 4,000 people are expected to attend weekend sessions of the Jehovah's Witnesses Assembly being held at the Masonic Temple.
1989 -- 25 years ago: The B-29 Super-Fortress bomber is impressive looking, and it did the job during World War II. Its claim to fame is dropping the atomic bombs in Japan to end the war. Only one B-29 is operational in the world today. It is on display at the Quad City Airport in Moline until Friday.






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