Chuckles for July 2012



July 05
What can run but cannot walk?
Water!(jokesbykids.com)

July 06
What is the funniest bike?
A Yamahahahahaha!(jokesbykids.com)

July 09
What word is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly!(jokesbykids.com)

July 09
How did the kitten know it was going to rain?
It listened to the fur-cast!

July 11
Why was the clock sent to the principals office?
Because he was tocking too much!kids.yahoo.com/

July 13
What do you call a donkey that's cold?
A brrrr-o!kids.yahoo.com/

July 16
What kind of call does and electrician drive?
A Volts-wagon!kids.yahoo.com/

July 17
What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A Volts-wagon!kids.yahoo.com/

July 18
What did the pencil say to the paper?
I dot my eye on you!kids.yahoo.com/

July 20
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
He was shocked!kids.yahoo.com/

July 30
What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots!kids.yahoo.com/

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  Today is Thursday, April 24, the 114th day of 2014. There are 251 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: We learn that it is a contemplation to start a paper mill in Rock Island during the summer by a gentleman from the East.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The gates of Oklahoma were swung open at noon today, and a throng of more than 30,000 settlers started over its soil.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The Iowa Coliseum Co. was incorporated with $40,000 capital and planned a building on 4th Street between Warren and Green streets in Davenport.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Plans are being discussed for resurfacing the streets in the entire downtown district of Rock Island.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Some 45 jobs will be created at J.I. Case Co.'s Rock Island plant in a expansion of operations announced yesterday afternoon at the firm's headquarters in Racine, Wis.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Gardeners and farmers cheered, but not all Quad-Citians found joy Saturday as more than an inch of rain fell on the area. Motorists faced dangerous, rain-slick roads as the water activated grease and grime that had built up during dry weather.








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