Chuckles for July 2012



July 05
What can run but cannot walk?
Water!(jokesbykids.com)

July 06
What is the funniest bike?
A Yamahahahahaha!(jokesbykids.com)

July 09
What word is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly!(jokesbykids.com)

July 09
How did the kitten know it was going to rain?
It listened to the fur-cast!

July 11
Why was the clock sent to the principals office?
Because he was tocking too much!kids.yahoo.com/

July 13
What do you call a donkey that's cold?
A brrrr-o!kids.yahoo.com/

July 16
What kind of call does and electrician drive?
A Volts-wagon!kids.yahoo.com/

July 17
What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A Volts-wagon!kids.yahoo.com/

July 18
What did the pencil say to the paper?
I dot my eye on you!kids.yahoo.com/

July 20
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
He was shocked!kids.yahoo.com/

July 30
What happened to the plant in math class?
It grew square roots!kids.yahoo.com/

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  Today is Thursday, Aug. 21, the 233rd day of 2014. There are 132 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: Sheriff McLaughlin had the misfortune to dislocate his right shoulder some days ago when his carriage upset. He is now able to walk about but has a very sore shoulder.
1889 -- 125 years ago: A kindergarten was started in the downtown district of Rock Island with the Misses Dodie Hawes and Grace Knowlton as teachers.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Pope Pius X died in Rome.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Rock Island's new theater was named Esquire.
1964 -- 50 years ago: The J.I. Case Co. plant in Bettendorf will add from 150 to 200 employees by Jan. 1 a spokesman for the company said today. The Bettendorf Works today had a payroll of 1,350, but an increased production schedule will require additional people.
1989 -- 25 years ago: The Illowa Council Boy Scouts of America reached and passed its campaign goal in a drive that began 14 months ago by raising more than $2.2 million for the expansion of Loud Thunder Reservation near Andalusia.






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