Chuckles for June 2012



June 01
What do babies ride at amusement parks?
Stroller Coasters!(jokesbykids.com)

June 04
What goes "Ha, ha, ha ... clunk"?
People laughing their heads off!(jokesbykids.com)

June 06
What kind of security systems do fast food places have?
Burger alarms!(jokesbykids.com)

June 06
What kind of security systems do fast food places have?
Burger alarms!(jokesbykids.com)

June 08
How do athletes stay cool during a game?
They stand near the fans!(jokesbykids.com)

June 11
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
Odor in the court!(jokesbykids.com)

June 13
What do cats like on their hotdogs?
Mouse-tard!(jokesbykids.com)

June 15
What makes music on your head?
A head band!(jokesbykids.com)

June 15
What makes music on your head?
A head band!(jokesbykids.com)

June 18
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?(jokesbykids.com)

June 20
Why didn't the dime jump off the hill after the nickel?
Because the dime had more cents?(jokesbykids.com)

June 26
What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?(jokesbykids.com)

June 29
What do you get when you tie two bikes together?
Siamese Schwinns!(jokesbykids.com)

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  Today is Thursday, April 24, the 114th day of 2014. There are 251 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: We learn that it is a contemplation to start a paper mill in Rock Island during the summer by a gentleman from the East.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The gates of Oklahoma were swung open at noon today, and a throng of more than 30,000 settlers started over its soil.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The Iowa Coliseum Co. was incorporated with $40,000 capital and planned a building on 4th Street between Warren and Green streets in Davenport.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Plans are being discussed for resurfacing the streets in the entire downtown district of Rock Island.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Some 45 jobs will be created at J.I. Case Co.'s Rock Island plant in a expansion of operations announced yesterday afternoon at the firm's headquarters in Racine, Wis.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Gardeners and farmers cheered, but not all Quad-Citians found joy Saturday as more than an inch of rain fell on the area. Motorists faced dangerous, rain-slick roads as the water activated grease and grime that had built up during dry weather.








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