Chuckles for June 2012



June 01
What do babies ride at amusement parks?
Stroller Coasters!(jokesbykids.com)

June 04
What goes "Ha, ha, ha ... clunk"?
People laughing their heads off!(jokesbykids.com)

June 06
What kind of security systems do fast food places have?
Burger alarms!(jokesbykids.com)

June 06
What kind of security systems do fast food places have?
Burger alarms!(jokesbykids.com)

June 08
How do athletes stay cool during a game?
They stand near the fans!(jokesbykids.com)

June 11
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
Odor in the court!(jokesbykids.com)

June 13
What do cats like on their hotdogs?
Mouse-tard!(jokesbykids.com)

June 15
What makes music on your head?
A head band!(jokesbykids.com)

June 15
What makes music on your head?
A head band!(jokesbykids.com)

June 18
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?(jokesbykids.com)

June 20
Why didn't the dime jump off the hill after the nickel?
Because the dime had more cents?(jokesbykids.com)

June 26
What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?(jokesbykids.com)

June 29
What do you get when you tie two bikes together?
Siamese Schwinns!(jokesbykids.com)

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1864 — 150 years ago: It is estimated that 300,000 people attended the recent Democratic convention in Chicago when Gen. George B. McClellan of New Jersey was nominated as a candidate for president of the United States.
1889 — 125 years ago: Alderman Frank Ill, Winslow Howard and Captain J.M. Montgomery returned from Milwaukee, where they attended the national Grand Army of the Republic encampment.
1914 — 100 years ago: Three members of the Rock Island YMCA accepted positions as physical directors of other associations. Albert Cook went to Kewanee, C.D. Curtis to Canton and Willis Woods to Leavenworth, Kan.
1939 — 75 years ago: Former President Herbert Hoover appealed for national support of President F.D. Roosevelt and Congress in every effort to keep the United States out of war.
1964 — 50 years ago: The Rock Island Junior chamber pf Commerce has received answers to about 65 % of the 600 questionnaires mailed out recently in a "Community Attitude Survey" to analyze sentiments of citizens towards their city's various recreational, educational, and civic service programs.
1989 — 25 years ago: The two thunderstorms passing through the Quad Cities last night and early today left some area residents reaching for their flashlights.






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