Chuckles for June 2012



June 01
What do babies ride at amusement parks?
Stroller Coasters!(jokesbykids.com)

June 04
What goes "Ha, ha, ha ... clunk"?
People laughing their heads off!(jokesbykids.com)

June 06
What kind of security systems do fast food places have?
Burger alarms!(jokesbykids.com)

June 06
What kind of security systems do fast food places have?
Burger alarms!(jokesbykids.com)

June 08
How do athletes stay cool during a game?
They stand near the fans!(jokesbykids.com)

June 11
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
Odor in the court!(jokesbykids.com)

June 13
What do cats like on their hotdogs?
Mouse-tard!(jokesbykids.com)

June 15
What makes music on your head?
A head band!(jokesbykids.com)

June 15
What makes music on your head?
A head band!(jokesbykids.com)

June 18
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?(jokesbykids.com)

June 20
Why didn't the dime jump off the hill after the nickel?
Because the dime had more cents?(jokesbykids.com)

June 26
What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?(jokesbykids.com)

June 29
What do you get when you tie two bikes together?
Siamese Schwinns!(jokesbykids.com)

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1864 -- 150 years ago: Miss McCorkindale has opened millinery rooms over Gimbel's dry goods store, where she offers a choice lot of millinery goods, which she will manufacture to order.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The little South Park Presbyterian chapel celebrated it first Easter decorated with flowers for an afternoon worship service attended by a large congregation.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The Wennerberg Chorus of Augustana College has returned from a 2,000-mile tour in the Eastern states and Illinois.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Col. Charles Lindbergh has stated that he is convinced that Germany's air force is equal to the combined sky fleets of her potential European foes.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Small gas motors may be permitted on boats in the lake to be built in Loud Thunder Forest Preserve. The prospect was discussed yesterday at a meeting of the Rock Island County Forest Preserve Commission.
1989 -- 25 years ago: The annual Dispatch/Rock Island Argus Spelling Bee continues to be a family tradition. Ed Lee, an eighth-grader at John Deere Junior High School, Moline, is the 1989 spelling bee champion from among 49 top spellers in Rock Island, Henry and Mercer counties. He advances to the competition in Washington, D.C. Runnerup was Ed's sister, Susan.






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