Chuckles for June 2012



June 01
What do babies ride at amusement parks?
Stroller Coasters!(jokesbykids.com)

June 04
What goes "Ha, ha, ha ... clunk"?
People laughing their heads off!(jokesbykids.com)

June 06
What kind of security systems do fast food places have?
Burger alarms!(jokesbykids.com)

June 06
What kind of security systems do fast food places have?
Burger alarms!(jokesbykids.com)

June 08
How do athletes stay cool during a game?
They stand near the fans!(jokesbykids.com)

June 11
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
Odor in the court!(jokesbykids.com)

June 13
What do cats like on their hotdogs?
Mouse-tard!(jokesbykids.com)

June 15
What makes music on your head?
A head band!(jokesbykids.com)

June 15
What makes music on your head?
A head band!(jokesbykids.com)

June 18
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?(jokesbykids.com)

June 20
Why didn't the dime jump off the hill after the nickel?
Because the dime had more cents?(jokesbykids.com)

June 26
What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?(jokesbykids.com)

June 29
What do you get when you tie two bikes together?
Siamese Schwinns!(jokesbykids.com)

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  Today is Wednesday, Aug. 20, the 232nd day of 2014. There are 133 days left in the year.
1864 -- 150 years ago: Quite a number of Negroes have lately been brought here by abolition offers returning from the army in violation of the laws of the state.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Miss Tillie Denkmann, of Rock Island, was making plans to accompany a Davenport family on a tour of Europe.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The German advance into Belgium was going apparently without serious check. The American ambassador at Berlin published a denial of the charge that Americans had been ill-treated in Germany.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Seventy-two members of Rock Island High School's 1939 graduating class are preparing to enter college — 34 of them at Augustana.
1964 -- 50 years ago: One of the oldest buildings in Milan, which for a number of years has housed the Milan Hotel, will be razed to make way for a modern, two-story office structure.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Some are blaming it on the sudden influx of insects and the extreme humidity. Still others say the invasion was inspired by a recent movie. But whatever the reason, the Quad-Cities is swarming with bats.




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