Chuckles for June 2012



June 01
What do babies ride at amusement parks?
Stroller Coasters!(jokesbykids.com)

June 04
What goes "Ha, ha, ha ... clunk"?
People laughing their heads off!(jokesbykids.com)

June 06
What kind of security systems do fast food places have?
Burger alarms!(jokesbykids.com)

June 06
What kind of security systems do fast food places have?
Burger alarms!(jokesbykids.com)

June 08
How do athletes stay cool during a game?
They stand near the fans!(jokesbykids.com)

June 11
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
Odor in the court!(jokesbykids.com)

June 13
What do cats like on their hotdogs?
Mouse-tard!(jokesbykids.com)

June 15
What makes music on your head?
A head band!(jokesbykids.com)

June 15
What makes music on your head?
A head band!(jokesbykids.com)

June 18
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?(jokesbykids.com)

June 20
Why didn't the dime jump off the hill after the nickel?
Because the dime had more cents?(jokesbykids.com)

June 26
What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth?(jokesbykids.com)

June 29
What do you get when you tie two bikes together?
Siamese Schwinns!(jokesbykids.com)

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