Chuckles for April 2012

April 02
What word is always spelled incorrectly?

April 04
What did one flea say to another?
"Should we walk or take the dog?"(

April 06
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a garage!(

April 09
Why are farmers so mean?
Because they pull ears off corn!(

April 11
What are strawberries when they are sad?

April 13
Why did the doctor lose his temper?
Because he didn't have any patients!(

April 16
What happened when the teacher tied the students' shoelaces together?
They went on a class trip!(

April 18
What has 50 heads and 50 tails?
50 pennies!(

April 20
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!(

April 23
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
She had bright students!(

April 23
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
She had bright students!(

April 25
Where can you find 50 Cent and Eminem?
Ib between your sofa's cushion's!(

April 27
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling very well!(

April 30
Where does a turtle go when it is raining?
A shell-ter!(

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  Today is Tuesday, Sept 2, the 245th day of 2014. There are 120 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: It is estimated that 300,000 people attended the recent Democratic convention in Chicago when Gen. George B. McClellan of New Jersey was nominated as a candidate for president of the United States.
1889 — 125 years ago: Alderman Frank Ill, Winslow Howard and Captain J.M. Montgomery returned from Milwaukee, where they attended the national Grand Army of the Republic encampment.
1914 — 100 years ago: Three members of the Rock Island YMCA accepted positions as physical directors of other associations. Albert Cook went to Kewanee, C.D. Curtis to Canton and Willis Woods to Leavenworth, Kan.
1939 — 75 years ago: Former President Herbert Hoover appealed for national support of President F.D. Roosevelt and Congress in every effort to keep the United States out of war.
1964 — 50 years ago: The Rock Island Junior chamber pf Commerce has received answers to about 65 % of the 600 questionnaires mailed out recently in a "Community Attitude Survey" to analyze sentiments of citizens towards their city's various recreational, educational, and civic service programs.
1989 — 25 years ago: The two thunderstorms passing through the Quad Cities last night and early today left some area residents reaching for their flashlights.

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