Chuckles for April 2012



April 02
What word is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly!(jokesbykids.com)

April 04
What did one flea say to another?
"Should we walk or take the dog?"(jokesbykids.com)

April 06
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a garage!(jokesbykids.com)

April 09
Why are farmers so mean?
Because they pull ears off corn!(jokesbykids.com)

April 11
What are strawberries when they are sad?
Blueberries!(jokesbykids.com)

April 13
Why did the doctor lose his temper?
Because he didn't have any patients!(jokesbykids.com)

April 16
What happened when the teacher tied the students' shoelaces together?
They went on a class trip!(jokesbykids.com)

April 18
What has 50 heads and 50 tails?
50 pennies!(jokesbykids.com)

April 20
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!(jokesbykids.com)

April 23
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
She had bright students!(jokesbykids.com)

April 23
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
She had bright students!(jokesbykids.com)

April 25
Where can you find 50 Cent and Eminem?
Ib between your sofa's cushion's!(jokesbykids.com)

April 27
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling very well!(jokesbykids.com)

April 30
Where does a turtle go when it is raining?
A shell-ter!(jokesbykids.com)

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  Today is Tuesday, June 18, the 169th day of 2013. There are 196 days left in the year.
1863 -- 150 years ago: Fanatics have grown wonderfully civil since the president snubbedthem by revoking Burnside's infamous attack upon the freedom of the press.
1888 -- 125 years ago: The Interstate baseball league has collapsed, leaving Davenport'sleading team without a league connection.
1913 -- 100 years ago: Passengers were stunned yesterday when lightning struck a LongView street car at 9th Ave. and 25th St.
1938 -- 75 years ago: X-ray examinations today traced the trouble with Dizzy Dean's$250,000 pitching arm to a pulled muscle back of his right shoulder blade.
1963 -- 50 years ago: Radio station WQAD in Moline is being considered by the NationalCivil Defense Office for selection as a "secured communication center" Mrs. Gault,executive deputy director of the Moline Civil Defense unit reported today.
1988 -- 25 years ago: "Marketplace 29 A.D." an unusual vacation Bible school programthat will allow children to live three days as people did during the Bible Times June 21-23. The three day program, is a joint project of Aldersgate and Bethel-Wesley UnitedMethodist churches.






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