Chuckles for April 2012



April 02
What word is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly!(jokesbykids.com)

April 04
What did one flea say to another?
"Should we walk or take the dog?"(jokesbykids.com)

April 06
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a garage!(jokesbykids.com)

April 09
Why are farmers so mean?
Because they pull ears off corn!(jokesbykids.com)

April 11
What are strawberries when they are sad?
Blueberries!(jokesbykids.com)

April 13
Why did the doctor lose his temper?
Because he didn't have any patients!(jokesbykids.com)

April 16
What happened when the teacher tied the students' shoelaces together?
They went on a class trip!(jokesbykids.com)

April 18
What has 50 heads and 50 tails?
50 pennies!(jokesbykids.com)

April 20
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!(jokesbykids.com)

April 23
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
She had bright students!(jokesbykids.com)

April 23
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
She had bright students!(jokesbykids.com)

April 25
Where can you find 50 Cent and Eminem?
Ib between your sofa's cushion's!(jokesbykids.com)

April 27
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling very well!(jokesbykids.com)

April 30
Where does a turtle go when it is raining?
A shell-ter!(jokesbykids.com)

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