Chuckles for March 2012
March 02
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor!(jokesbykids.com)
March 05
What has eighteen legs and catches flies? A baseball team!(jokesbykids.com)
March 07
What's the difference between bread and the sun? The sun rises in the east and bread rises from the yeast!(jokesbykids.com)
March 09
What game do astronauts play? Moon-opoly!(jokesbykids.com)
March 12
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling very well!(jokesbykids.com)
March 14
Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal!(jokesbykids.com)
March 16
How do you find King Arthur in the dark? With a knight light!(jokesbykids.com)
March 19
In which school do you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school!(jokesbykids.com)
March 21
What do cattle order in Italian restaurants? Cow-zones!(jokesbykids.com)
March 21
What do cattle order in Italian restaurants? Cow-zones!(jokesbykids.com)
March 23
What is the capital of Alaska? Come on, Juneau this one!(jokesbykids.com)
March 26
What has 50 heads and 50 tails? 50 pennies!(jokesbykids.com)
March 28
Which animal is always laughing? A happy-potomus!(jokesbykids.com)
March 30
What goes up and never comes down? Your age!(jokesbykids.com)
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