Chuckles for March 2012

March 02
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor!(

March 05
What has eighteen legs and catches flies?
A baseball team!(

March 07
What's the difference between bread and the sun?
The sun rises in the east and bread rises from the yeast!(

March 09
What game do astronauts play?

March 12
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling very well!(

March 14
Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal!(

March 16
How do you find King Arthur in the dark?
With a knight light!(

March 19
In which school do you learn to make ice cream?
Sunday school!(

March 21
What do cattle order in Italian restaurants?

March 21
What do cattle order in Italian restaurants?

March 23
What is the capital of Alaska?
Come on, Juneau this one!(

March 26
What has 50 heads and 50 tails?
50 pennies!(

March 28
Which animal is always laughing?
A happy-potomus!(

March 30
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age!(

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Local events heading

  Today is Monday, Sept. 15, the 258th day of 2014. There are 107 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: The Rock River Illinois conference of the Methodist Church will hold its annual sessions this week in this city. About 200 ministers are expected to attend.
1889 — 125 years ago: The Brush electric company had prepared a new schedule of rates to become effective Oct. 1, with slightly increased rates to consumers.
1914 — 100 years ago: The Rock Island Aerie of Eagles made plans for the laying of the cornerstone of a new $50,000 Eagles Home. W.C. Maucker is to be master of ceremonies.
1939 — 75 years ago: Col. Charles A. Lindbergh spoke on "America and Foreign War" in a neutrality debate over nation wide radio hook-up.
1964 — 50 years ago: Two awards of the National Safety council were presented to the city of Rock Island today at noon at a meeting held in the YWCA.
1989 — 25 years ago: The final tallies are not yet in for the summer 1989 Quad-Cities tourism season, but officials are expecting the number of visitors to the area to be at least as good as, if not better than, 1988.

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