Chuckles for January 2012



January 03
What do you say to a sad beaver?
"Why the log face?" (jokesbykids.com)

January 05
What did the mama broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep! (jokesbykids.com)

January 09
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz! (jokesbykids.com)

January 12
Where do you dance in California?
San Frandisco! (jokesbykids.com)

January 16
Why can Mount Everest hear everything you say?
Because it's covered with mountaineers! (jokesbykids.com)

January 19
How is a banana peel like music?
Because if you don't "C-sharp", you're gonna "B-flat!" (jokesbykids.com)

January 23
What's the scariest position on a soccer team?
The ghoulie! (jokesbykids.com)

January 25
What time is the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hirty! (jokesbykids.com)

January 27
What makes music on your head?
A head band! (jokesbykids.com)

January 30
Whats full of T, starts with T and ends with T?
A teapot! (jokesbykids.com)

January 30
Whats full of T, starts with T and ends with T?
A teapot! (jokesbykids.com)

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  Today is Friday, July 25, the 206th day of 2014. There are 159 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: Walter Jones, of Co, F 23rd Ky, volunteers, lost a satchel on the Camden road, yesterday, containing his papers of discharge from the army.
1889 -- 125 years ago: E. W. Robinson purchased from Mrs. J.T. Miller the livery stable on the triangle south of Market square.
1914 -- 100 years ago: A municipal; bathing beach was advocated at the weekly meeting of the city commission by commissioner Rudgren, who suggested the foot of Seventh Street as an excellent location.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Floyd Shetter, Rock Island county superintendent schools, announced teachers hired for nearly all of the 95 rural and village grade schools in the county.
1964 -- 50 years ago: The mercury officially reached the season's previous high of 95 about noon today and continued upward toward an expected mark of 97.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Fort Armstrong hotel once the wining and dining chambers of Rock Island's elite is under repair. Progress is being made though at a seeming snail's pace to return the building to a semblance of its past glory for senior citizen's homes.








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