Chuckles for January 2012



January 03
What do you say to a sad beaver?
"Why the log face?" (jokesbykids.com)

January 05
What did the mama broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep! (jokesbykids.com)

January 09
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz! (jokesbykids.com)

January 12
Where do you dance in California?
San Frandisco! (jokesbykids.com)

January 16
Why can Mount Everest hear everything you say?
Because it's covered with mountaineers! (jokesbykids.com)

January 19
How is a banana peel like music?
Because if you don't "C-sharp", you're gonna "B-flat!" (jokesbykids.com)

January 23
What's the scariest position on a soccer team?
The ghoulie! (jokesbykids.com)

January 25
What time is the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hirty! (jokesbykids.com)

January 27
What makes music on your head?
A head band! (jokesbykids.com)

January 30
Whats full of T, starts with T and ends with T?
A teapot! (jokesbykids.com)

January 30
Whats full of T, starts with T and ends with T?
A teapot! (jokesbykids.com)

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  Today is Sunday, July 27, the 208th day of 2014. There are 157 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: The Rock Island Paper Mill is now operating. It is an establishment which our people ought to encourage by saving all rags for the mill, where you can get cash and the highest prices for them.
1889 -- 125 years ago: E. W. Robinson purchased from J.T. Miller the livery stable on the triangle south of Market Square.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Henry Kramer was elected president of the Tri-City Typothetae Franklin Club, which took the place of the Tri-City Ben Franklin Club.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Mrs. Floyd Furh, Illinois City, was first-place winner in the second annual Gov. Horner Farm floral contest.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Nearly 4,000 people are expected to attend weekend sessions of the Jehovah's Witnesses Assembly being held at the Masonic Temple.
1989 -- 25 years ago: The B-29 Super-Fortress bomber is impressive looking, and it did the job during World War II. Its claim to fame is dropping the atomic bombs in Japan to end the war. Only one B-29 is operational in the world today. It is on display at the Quad City Airport in Moline until Friday.






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