Chuckles for December 2011



December 01
Why can Mount Everest hear everything you say?
Because it's covered with mountaineers!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 06
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy claws!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 08
Where did Santa Claus go on vacation?
to a ho-ho-hotel!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 08
Where did Santa Claus go on vacation?
To a ho-ho-hotel!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 13
What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas song?
Jungle Bells!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 13
Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 15
How is a banana peel like music?
If you don't "C-sharp", you're going to "B-flat"!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 20
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum - you cant beat it!. (kids.yahoo.com/)

December 22
Why should you never eat tinsel?
Because you'll get tinselitus! (jokesbykids.com)

December 27
What is a cow's favorite holiday?
Moo Years day!! (jokesbykids.com)

December 29
What is the loudest pet?
The trum-pet! (jokesbykids.com)

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  Today is Monday, Oct. 20, the 293rd day of 2014. There are 72 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: The store of Devoe and Crampton was entered and robbed of about $500 worth of gold pens and pocket cutlery last night.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Michael Malloy was named president of the Tri-City Stone Cutters Union.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Dewitte C. Poole, former Moline newspaperman serving as vice consul general for the United States government in Paris, declared in a letter to friends that the once gay Paris is a city of sadness and desolation.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Plans for the construction of an $80,000 wholesale bakery at 2011 4th Ave. were announced by Harry and Nick Coin, of Rock Island. It is to be known as the Banquet Bakery.
1964 -- 50 years ago: An application has been filed for a state permit to organize a savings and loan association in Moline, it was announced. The applicants are Ben Butterworth, A.B. Lundahl, C. Richard Evans, John Harris, George Crampton and William Getz, all of Moline, Charles Roberts, Rock Island, and Charles Johnson, of Hampton.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Indian summer is quickly disappearing as temperatures slide into the 40s and 50s this week. Last week, highs were in the 80s.


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