Chuckles for December 2011



December 01
Why can Mount Everest hear everything you say?
Because it's covered with mountaineers!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 06
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy claws!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 08
Where did Santa Claus go on vacation?
to a ho-ho-hotel!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 08
Where did Santa Claus go on vacation?
To a ho-ho-hotel!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 13
What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas song?
Jungle Bells!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 13
Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 15
How is a banana peel like music?
If you don't "C-sharp", you're going to "B-flat"!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 20
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum - you cant beat it!. (kids.yahoo.com/)

December 22
Why should you never eat tinsel?
Because you'll get tinselitus! (jokesbykids.com)

December 27
What is a cow's favorite holiday?
Moo Years day!! (jokesbykids.com)

December 29
What is the loudest pet?
The trum-pet! (jokesbykids.com)

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  Today is Saturday, Aug. 2, the 214th day of 2014. There are 151 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: Because of the National Fast, no paper will be issued from this office tomorrow.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Attracting considerable attention is a sunflower stalk 15 feet high and still growing in the yard of Dr. C. Speidel on 23rd Street in Rock Island.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The municipal bathing beach proposition came up again at the city commission's meeting and a proposition passed, provided that a locker room be constructed at the foot of 7th Street for the accommodation of the bathers.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Plans for erecting a $14,000 warehouse to replace the frame structure at the rear of the Augustana Book Concern were announced.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Hours for tours of the new Deere & Co. Administrative Center on John Deere Road will be changed, effective Monday.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Tuesday night at the Great Mississippi Valley Fair in Davenport the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band gave its fans more than they possibly could have expected. The band took the stage at 9:07 p.m. and didn't leave until 10:40.









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