Chuckles for December 2011



December 01
Why can Mount Everest hear everything you say?
Because it's covered with mountaineers!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 06
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy claws!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 08
Where did Santa Claus go on vacation?
to a ho-ho-hotel!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 08
Where did Santa Claus go on vacation?
To a ho-ho-hotel!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 13
What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas song?
Jungle Bells!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 13
Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 15
How is a banana peel like music?
If you don't "C-sharp", you're going to "B-flat"!(kids.yahoo.com/)

December 20
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum - you cant beat it!. (kids.yahoo.com/)

December 22
Why should you never eat tinsel?
Because you'll get tinselitus! (jokesbykids.com)

December 27
What is a cow's favorite holiday?
Moo Years day!! (jokesbykids.com)

December 29
What is the loudest pet?
The trum-pet! (jokesbykids.com)

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