Chuckles for October 2011



October 03
What happened when Dracula first met his wife?
It was love at first bite!(kids.yahoo.com/)

October 06
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broommates!(kids.yahoo.com/)

October 10
What does Dracula take when he has a sore throat?
Coffin drops!(kids.yahoo.com/)

October 13
What did the witch put in her hair?
Scarespray!(kids.yahoo.com/)

October 18
What's a monster's favorite game?
Swallow the leader!(kids.yahoo.com/)

October 20
What do little ghosts wear when it rains?
BOO-ts!(kids.yahoo.com/)

October 25
What's a ghost's favorite meat?
Boo-lony!(kids.yahoo.com/)

October 27
What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
Pranken-stein!(kids.yahoo.com/)

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1864 -- 150 years ago: Miss McCorkindale has opened millinery rooms over Gimbel's dry goods store, where she offers a choice lot of millinery goods, which she will manufacture to order.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The little South Park Presbyterian chapel celebrated it first Easter decorated with flowers for an afternoon worship service attended by a large congregation.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The Wennerberg Chorus of Augustana College has returned from a 2,000-mile tour in the Eastern states and Illinois.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Col. Charles Lindbergh has stated that he is convinced that Germany's air force is equal to the combined sky fleets of her potential European foes.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Small gas motors may be permitted on boats in the lake to be built in Loud Thunder Forest Preserve. The prospect was discussed yesterday at a meeting of the Rock Island County Forest Preserve Commission.
1989 -- 25 years ago: The annual Dispatch/Rock Island Argus Spelling Bee continues to be a family tradition. Ed Lee, an eighth-grader at John Deere Junior High School, Moline, is the 1989 spelling bee champion from among 49 top spellers in Rock Island, Henry and Mercer counties. He advances to the competition in Washington, D.C. Runnerup was Ed's sister, Susan.






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