Chuckles for September 2011
September 01
Where does a turtle go when it is raining? A shell-ter! (kids.yahoo.com/)
September 06
What does a termite eat for breakfast? Oak-meal! (kids.yahoo.com/)
September 08
What is a cow's favorite school activity? Moo-sic! (kids.yahoo.com/)
September 12
What does a ghost like to have for breakfast? A bagel with SCREAM cheese! (squiglysplayhouse.com/)
September 15
What is a wolf's favorite holiday? Howl-oween! (kids.yahoo.com/)
September 16
What did the alien say to the book? Take me to your reader! (kids.yahoo.com/)
September 22
Why do vampires use breath freshener? Because they have bat breath! (kids.yahoo.com/)
September 26
What do you get when you put a snowman in a haunted house? Ice screams! (kids.yahoo.com/)
September 30
Why didn't the mummy have any friends? Because he was too wrapped up in himself! (kids.yahoo.com/)
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