Chuckles for August 2011



August 01
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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August 04
What's the difference between a dentist and a Yankees fan?
One roots for the yanks and the other yanks for the roots!
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August 04
What's the difference between a dentist and a Yankees fan?
One roots for the yanks and the other yanks for the roots!
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August 09
What is the biggest mouse in the world?
Enormous!
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August 11
How do you make an egg roll?
Enormous!
Push it!
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August 15
What word is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly!
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August 18
What do you call a short psychic who escaped from jail?
A small medium at large!
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August 22
What starts with T, ends in T, and is full of T?
A Teapot!
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August 25
What does a martial arts fan eat?
Kung Food!
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August 29
What did the limestone say to the granite?
Don't take me for granite!
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  Today is Saturday, May 18, the 138th day of 2013. There are 227 days left in the year.
1863 -- 150 years ago: A large variety of children's wagons and gigs have arrived in thecity and are being sold at war prices.
1888 -- 125 years ago: All Rock Island retail houses, with the exception of a clothingstore and a jewelry store, have agreed to early closing hours during the summer months.The store will be closed at 8 p.m.
1913 -- 100 years ago: Baseball enthusiasts in Rock Island are attempting to raise$20,000 to keep the Island City Park open, despite the fact that the city has no franchise inorganized baseball this year.
1938 -- 75 years ago: The organization of a third rural young people's unit will beundertaken tomorrow night at the Milan Presbyterian Church, with Mrs. Mildred K.Wellman, home advisor, and Robert Smith, county farm adviser in charge.
1963 -- 50 years ago: Deere & Co. will begin a "big switch" on its telephone systemMonday morning. The extension numbers of all 1,600 telephones on the firm's EastMoline and Moline exchanges will be changed Monday morning.
1988 -- 25 years ago: East Moline's June Jamboree VI -- Nostalgia Days, will seemlike a '60s revival with the appearance of stars like Bobby Vee, Freddie Cannon, PeterNoone, Turtles, The Grass Roots and Lou Christie. This year's festival has beenexpanded to five days, June 22-26, at the Northeast Park complex.




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