Chuckles for August 2011



August 01
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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August 04
What's the difference between a dentist and a Yankees fan?
One roots for the yanks and the other yanks for the roots!
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August 04
What's the difference between a dentist and a Yankees fan?
One roots for the yanks and the other yanks for the roots!
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August 09
What is the biggest mouse in the world?
Enormous!
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August 11
How do you make an egg roll?
Enormous!
Push it!
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August 15
What word is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly!
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August 18
What do you call a short psychic who escaped from jail?
A small medium at large!
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August 22
What starts with T, ends in T, and is full of T?
A Teapot!
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August 25
What does a martial arts fan eat?
Kung Food!
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August 29
What did the limestone say to the granite?
Don't take me for granite!
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  Today is Friday, Sept. 19, the 262nd day of 2014. There are 103 days left in the year.
1864 -- 150 years ago: Charles M. Osborn of this city, a lawyer of prominence, who voted for Lincoln in 1860 is now out strong for McClellan and will take the stump for him.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The George Fleming company had begun its dried fruit packing in a branch plant on 16th Street, Rock Island, employing nearly a hundred workers.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The cornerstone of the new Eagles home was laid. Building committee members were John Kobeman, Fred Ehmke and Frank Wich.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Former Kaiser Wilhelm, in exile, is sad as the Nazis march with communists.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Ninety-two members of the acappella choir at Davenport's West High School today accepted an invitation to perform at the New York World's Fair on June 13, 1965.
1989 -- 25 years ago: A Rock Island woman is one of 50 winners of $10,000 in cash in the Illinois State Lottery's "Celebration "89" instant ticket game. Dawn Loeffler was the third winner to be chosen through daily drawings that began Aug. 28 and will run 50 consecutive days.






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