Chuckles for June 2011



June 02
What do basketball players and babies have in comon?
They both dribble!
(kids.yahoo.com/)

June 06
A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".(.jokes-best.com/)

June 09
What kind of phone does the ocean have?
A shell-phone!(kids.yahoo.com/)

June 13
Why did the bacon laugh?
Because the egg cracked a yolk!(kids.yahoo.com/)

June 16
Whats brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation!(kids.yahoo.com/)

June 20
What should you do when it rains cats and dogs?
Be careful not to step on a poodle!(jokesbykids.com/)

June 23
Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8? Student: Miss horizontally or vertically? Teacher: What do mean? Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.
(jokes-best.com/)

June 23
Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?
Student: Horizontally or vertically?
Teacher: What do mean?
Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.
(jokes-best.com/)

June 27
Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”
Student: “On the bottom!”
(independencedayfun.com/)

June 30
Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
At the chopping mall!
(strangecosmos.com/)

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  Today is Thursday, April 24, the 114th day of 2014. There are 251 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: We learn that it is a contemplation to start a paper mill in Rock Island during the summer by a gentleman from the East.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The gates of Oklahoma were swung open at noon today, and a throng of more than 30,000 settlers started over its soil.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The Iowa Coliseum Co. was incorporated with $40,000 capital and planned a building on 4th Street between Warren and Green streets in Davenport.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Plans are being discussed for resurfacing the streets in the entire downtown district of Rock Island.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Some 45 jobs will be created at J.I. Case Co.'s Rock Island plant in a expansion of operations announced yesterday afternoon at the firm's headquarters in Racine, Wis.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Gardeners and farmers cheered, but not all Quad-Citians found joy Saturday as more than an inch of rain fell on the area. Motorists faced dangerous, rain-slick roads as the water activated grease and grime that had built up during dry weather.








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