Chuckles for June 2011



June 02
What do basketball players and babies have in comon?
They both dribble!
(kids.yahoo.com/)

June 06
A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".(.jokes-best.com/)

June 09
What kind of phone does the ocean have?
A shell-phone!(kids.yahoo.com/)

June 13
Why did the bacon laugh?
Because the egg cracked a yolk!(kids.yahoo.com/)

June 16
Whats brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation!(kids.yahoo.com/)

June 20
What should you do when it rains cats and dogs?
Be careful not to step on a poodle!(jokesbykids.com/)

June 23
Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8? Student: Miss horizontally or vertically? Teacher: What do mean? Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.
(jokes-best.com/)

June 23
Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?
Student: Horizontally or vertically?
Teacher: What do mean?
Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.
(jokes-best.com/)

June 27
Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”
Student: “On the bottom!”
(independencedayfun.com/)

June 30
Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?
At the chopping mall!
(strangecosmos.com/)

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