Chuckles for April 2011



April 04
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 07
Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 11
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise!
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 14
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 18
Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain.
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 21
Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: Only one because after that, it's not empty!
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 25
Q: What do you call a frog stuck in the mud?
A: Unhoppy
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 28
Teacher: Please give me a sentence with the word centimeter in it.
Student: My grandmother arrived at the train station and I was centimeter.
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  Today is Tuesday, July 29, the 210th day of 2014. There are 155 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: Col. H.F. Sickless informs us that there will be new organization of troops in this state under the call for more men.
1889 -- 125 years ago: James Normoyle arrived home after graduating from West Point with honors in the class of 1889. He was to report to Fort Brady, Mich., as second lieutenant in the 23rd Infantry.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Austria Hungary declared war on Serbia. Germany and Austria refused an invitation of Sir Edward Grey to join Great Britain at a mediation conference.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Dr. William Mayo, the last of the three famous Mayo brother surgeons, died at the age of 78.
1964 -- 50 years ago: One of the biggest horse shows of the season was held yesterday at Hillandale Arena on Knoxville Road under the sponsorship of the Illowa Horsemen's Club.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Davenport is like a gigantic carnival this weekend with the Bix Arts Fest taking over 12 square blocks of the downtown area. A festive atmosphere prevailed Friday as thousands of people turned out to sample what the Arts Fest has to offer.








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