Chuckles for April 2011



April 04
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 07
Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 11
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise!
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 14
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 18
Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain.
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 21
Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: Only one because after that, it's not empty!
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 25
Q: What do you call a frog stuck in the mud?
A: Unhoppy
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 28
Teacher: Please give me a sentence with the word centimeter in it.
Student: My grandmother arrived at the train station and I was centimeter.
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  Today is Monday, Oct. 20, the 293rd day of 2014. There are 72 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: The store of Devoe and Crampton was entered and robbed of about $500 worth of gold pens and pocket cutlery last night.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Michael Malloy was named president of the Tri-City Stone Cutters Union.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Dewitte C. Poole, former Moline newspaperman serving as vice consul general for the United States government in Paris, declared in a letter to friends that the once gay Paris is a city of sadness and desolation.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Plans for the construction of an $80,000 wholesale bakery at 2011 4th Ave. were announced by Harry and Nick Coin, of Rock Island. It is to be known as the Banquet Bakery.
1964 -- 50 years ago: An application has been filed for a state permit to organize a savings and loan association in Moline, it was announced. The applicants are Ben Butterworth, A.B. Lundahl, C. Richard Evans, John Harris, George Crampton and William Getz, all of Moline, Charles Roberts, Rock Island, and Charles Johnson, of Hampton.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Indian summer is quickly disappearing as temperatures slide into the 40s and 50s this week. Last week, highs were in the 80s.


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