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Chuckles for April 2011



April 04
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 07
Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 11
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise!
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 14
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 18
Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain.
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 21
Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: Only one because after that, it's not empty!
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 25
Q: What do you call a frog stuck in the mud?
A: Unhoppy
(childstoryhour.com/)

April 28
Teacher: Please give me a sentence with the word centimeter in it.
Student: My grandmother arrived at the train station and I was centimeter.
(childstoryhour.com/)

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  Today is Monday, Sept. 22, the 265th day of 2014. There are 100 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: The board of education has granted Thursday as a holiday for the children, with the expectation that parents who desire to have their children attend the Scott County Fair will do so on that day and save irregularity the rest of the week.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The guard fence around the new cement walk at the Harper House has been removed. The blocks are diamond shape, alternating in black and white.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The Rev. R.B. Williams, former pastor of the First Methodist Church, Rock Island, was named superintendent of the Rock Island District.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Abnormally high temperatures and lack of rainfall in Illinois during the past week have speeded maturing of corn and soybean crops.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Installation of a new television system in St. Anthony's Hospital, which includes a closed circuit channel as well as the three regular Quad-Cities channels, has been completed and now is in operation.
1989 -- 25 years ago: When the new Moline High School was built in 1958, along with it were plans to construct a football field in the bowl near 34th Street on the campus. Wednesday afternoon, more than 30 years later, the Moline Board of Education Athletic Board sent the ball rolling toward the possible construction of that field by asking superintendent Richard Hennigan to take to the board of education a proposal to hire a consultant.






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