Chuckles for April 2011



April 04
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after!
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April 07
Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
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April 11
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise!
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April 14
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
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April 18
Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain.
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April 21
Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: Only one because after that, it's not empty!
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April 25
Q: What do you call a frog stuck in the mud?
A: Unhoppy
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April 28
Teacher: Please give me a sentence with the word centimeter in it.
Student: My grandmother arrived at the train station and I was centimeter.
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