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Chuckles for March 2011



March 03
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck! (easterhumor.com/)

March 07
Q: Why did the guy remove his doorbell?
A: So he could win a no-bell prize! (kids.yahoo.com/)

March 10
Q: What is the loudest pet?
A: The trum-pet! (kids.yahoo.com/)

March 14
Q: What do you get when you cross a FedEx driver and a UPS driver?
A: Fed UP! (kids.yahoo.com/)

March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!(holidays.kaboose.com/)

March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!(holidays.kaboose.com/)

March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!
(holidays.kaboose.com/)

March 18
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck!
(easterhumor.com/)

March 21
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
(childstoryhour.com/)

March 24
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
(childstoryhour.com/j)

March 28
Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A: It might crack up!
(childstoryhour.com/)

March 31
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise!
(childstoryhour.com/)

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  Today is Saturday, Aug. 30, the 242nd day of 2014. There are 123 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: A large pair of elk, captured in Iowa, were exhibited in Market Square today.
1889 — 125 years ago: The Rock Island Arsenal dam was being constructed under the supervision of Charles Frances, of Lowell, Mass.
1914 — 100 years ago: Mrs. Frank Mixer, of Rock Island, was the winner of the final preliminary for the women's handicap golf cup at Rock Island arsenal links.
1939 — 75 years ago: Sixteen hundred persons — many from war-fearful Europe — arrived in New York aboard the German liner Bremen. For two days on the trip, passengers were cut off from the world with both incoming and outgoing radio messages banned.
1964 — 50 years ago: Police reported five youths have been involved in the theft of about seven cars in recent weeks. Three of the youths were arrested Saturday afternoon, one was in custody as the result of a previous arrest, and the fifth is expected to be arrested today.
1989 — 25 years ago: The Rock Island/Milan School Board is asking the city to tear down Franklin School and allow the school district to pay back the estimated $100,00 cost during 10 years.






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