Chuckles for March 2011



March 03
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck! (easterhumor.com/)

March 07
Q: Why did the guy remove his doorbell?
A: So he could win a no-bell prize! (kids.yahoo.com/)

March 10
Q: What is the loudest pet?
A: The trum-pet! (kids.yahoo.com/)

March 14
Q: What do you get when you cross a FedEx driver and a UPS driver?
A: Fed UP! (kids.yahoo.com/)

March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!(holidays.kaboose.com/)

March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!(holidays.kaboose.com/)

March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!
(holidays.kaboose.com/)

March 18
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck!
(easterhumor.com/)

March 21
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
(childstoryhour.com/)

March 24
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
(childstoryhour.com/j)

March 28
Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A: It might crack up!
(childstoryhour.com/)

March 31
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise!
(childstoryhour.com/)

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1864 -- 150 years ago: The Rock Island Paper Mill is now operating. It is an establishment which our people ought to encourage by saving all rags for the mill, where you can get cash and the highest prices for them.
1889 -- 125 years ago: E. W. Robinson purchased from J.T. Miller the livery stable on the triangle south of Market Square.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Henry Kramer was elected president of the Tri-City Typothetae Franklin Club, which took the place of the Tri-City Ben Franklin Club.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Mrs. Floyd Furh, Illinois City, was first-place winner in the second annual Gov. Horner Farm floral contest.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Nearly 4,000 people are expected to attend weekend sessions of the Jehovah's Witnesses Assembly being held at the Masonic Temple.
1989 -- 25 years ago: The B-29 Super-Fortress bomber is impressive looking, and it did the job during World War II. Its claim to fame is dropping the atomic bombs in Japan to end the war. Only one B-29 is operational in the world today. It is on display at the Quad City Airport in Moline until Friday.






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