Chuckles for March 2011



March 03
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck! (easterhumor.com/)

March 07
Q: Why did the guy remove his doorbell?
A: So he could win a no-bell prize! (kids.yahoo.com/)

March 10
Q: What is the loudest pet?
A: The trum-pet! (kids.yahoo.com/)

March 14
Q: What do you get when you cross a FedEx driver and a UPS driver?
A: Fed UP! (kids.yahoo.com/)

March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!(holidays.kaboose.com/)

March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!(holidays.kaboose.com/)

March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!
(holidays.kaboose.com/)

March 18
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck!
(easterhumor.com/)

March 21
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
(childstoryhour.com/)

March 24
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
(childstoryhour.com/j)

March 28
Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A: It might crack up!
(childstoryhour.com/)

March 31
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise!
(childstoryhour.com/)

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  Today is Monday, Sept. 1, the 244th day of 2014. There are 121 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: We are informed by J.H. Hull that the reason the street sprinkler was not at work yesterday settling the dust on the streets, was because one of his horses was injured.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Bonnie McGregor, a fleet-footed stallion owned by S.W. Wheelock of this community, covered himself with glory at Lexington, Ky, when he ran a mile in 2:13 1/2. The horse's value was estimated as at least $50,000.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Troops are pouring into Paris to prepare for defense of the city. The German army is reported to be only 60 miles from the capital of France.
1939 -- 75 years ago: The German army has invaded Poland in undeclared warfare. Poland has appealed to Great Britain and France for aid.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Publication of a plant newspaper, the Farmall Works News, has been launched at the Rock Island IHC factory and replaces a managerial newsletter.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Officials predict Monday's Rock Island Labor Parade will be the biggest and best ever. Last minute work continues on floats and costumes for the parade, which steps off a 9:30 a.m.




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