Chuckles for March 2011



March 03
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck! (easterhumor.com/)

March 07
Q: Why did the guy remove his doorbell?
A: So he could win a no-bell prize! (kids.yahoo.com/)

March 10
Q: What is the loudest pet?
A: The trum-pet! (kids.yahoo.com/)

March 14
Q: What do you get when you cross a FedEx driver and a UPS driver?
A: Fed UP! (kids.yahoo.com/)

March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!(holidays.kaboose.com/)

March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!(holidays.kaboose.com/)

March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!
(holidays.kaboose.com/)

March 18
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck!
(easterhumor.com/)

March 21
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
(childstoryhour.com/)

March 24
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
(childstoryhour.com/j)

March 28
Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A: It might crack up!
(childstoryhour.com/)

March 31
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise!
(childstoryhour.com/)

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  Today is Tuesday, July 29, the 210th day of 2014. There are 155 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: Col. H.F. Sickless informs us that there will be new organization of troops in this state under the call for more men.
1889 -- 125 years ago: James Normoyle arrived home after graduating from West Point with honors in the class of 1889. He was to report to Fort Brady, Mich., as second lieutenant in the 23rd Infantry.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Austria Hungary declared war on Serbia. Germany and Austria refused an invitation of Sir Edward Grey to join Great Britain at a mediation conference.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Dr. William Mayo, the last of the three famous Mayo brother surgeons, died at the age of 78.
1964 -- 50 years ago: One of the biggest horse shows of the season was held yesterday at Hillandale Arena on Knoxville Road under the sponsorship of the Illowa Horsemen's Club.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Davenport is like a gigantic carnival this weekend with the Bix Arts Fest taking over 12 square blocks of the downtown area. A festive atmosphere prevailed Friday as thousands of people turned out to sample what the Arts Fest has to offer.








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