Chuckles for March 2011



March 03
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck! (easterhumor.com/)

March 07
Q: Why did the guy remove his doorbell?
A: So he could win a no-bell prize! (kids.yahoo.com/)

March 10
Q: What is the loudest pet?
A: The trum-pet! (kids.yahoo.com/)

March 14
Q: What do you get when you cross a FedEx driver and a UPS driver?
A: Fed UP! (kids.yahoo.com/)

March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!(holidays.kaboose.com/)

March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!(holidays.kaboose.com/)

March 17
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish who?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day!
(holidays.kaboose.com/)

March 18
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck!
(easterhumor.com/)

March 21
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
(childstoryhour.com/)

March 24
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
(childstoryhour.com/j)

March 28
Q: Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A: It might crack up!
(childstoryhour.com/)

March 31
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise!
(childstoryhour.com/)

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  Today is Wednesday, Sept. 17, the 260th day of 2014. There are 105 days left in the year.
1864 -- 150 years ago: We are told league merchants have paid no attention to the prohibition on selling ammunition, but continue to sell just as before the order was issued.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The Rev. R.F. Sweet, rector of Trinity Episcopal Parish, left for the East to visit his boyhood home in Boston before attending the general convention of the Episcopal Church in New York.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Dr. E.A. Anderson was named to succeed Dr. E.L. Kerns as head physician of the Modern Woodmen of America, and moved to Rock Island from Holdingford, Minn.
1939 -- 75 years ago: One week late, because of the outbreak of war, Dr. E.L. Beyer resumed his work as professor of romance languages at Augustana College. Dr. and Mrs. Beyer left Germany on the last train to the Belgian border.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Employees in Turnstyle stores in Moline and Davenport will vote Oct. 2 in an election set up by the Chicago regional office of the National Labor Relations Board. Employees will vote either for the Retail Clerk International or for no union.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Rock Island High School is considering a step to help teen moms stay in school and get their diploma. The school board is expected to vote tonight on instituting an on-site child care center.




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