Chuckles for February 2011



February 03
Q. What the magician say to the girl?
A. "Were you the girl I sawed last night?" (kids.yahoo.com)

February 07
Q. Why couldn't the pirates play cards?
A. Because the captain was standing on the deck. (kids.yahoo.com)

February 10
Q. What kind of soap does a judge use?
A. "Trial" size soap!(kids.yahoo.com)

February 14
Q. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A. Ughs and kisses!

February 17
Q. What goes black white black white.........? A. A penguin rolling down a hill!?
Q. What's black and white and laughing? A. The penguin who pushed him! (jokes-best.com/)

February 17
Q. What goes black white black white.........?
A. A penguin rolling down a hill!?
Q. What's black and white and laughing?
A. The penguin who pushed him! (jokes-best.com/)

February 21
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. (jokes-best.com/)

February 24
Q. What do you call a small psychic who escaped from jail?
A. A small medium at large!(/kids.yahoo.com/)

February 28
It was so cold... weathermen were threatening to keep it that way until they got a raise! (athropolis.com/)

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  Today is Tuesday, Sept, 30, the 273rd day of 2014. There are 92 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: The ARGUS Boys are very anxious to attend the great Democratic mass meeting tomorrow and we shall therefore, print no paper on the day.
1889 — 125 years ago: H.J. Lowery resigned from his position as manager at the Harper House.
1914 — 100 years ago: Curtis & Simonson was the name of a new legal partnership formed by two younger members of the Rock Island County Bar. Hugh Cyrtis and Devore Simonson..
1939 — 75 years ago: Harry Grell, deputy county clerk was named county recorder to fill the vacancy caused by a resignation.
1964 — 50 years ago: A new world wide reader insurance service program offering around the clock accident protection for Argus subscribers and their families is announced today.
1989 — 25 years ago: Tomato plant and other sensitive greenery may have had a hard time surviving overnight as temperatures neared the freezing point.




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