Chuckles for January 2011



January 03
Q. What's the difference between a dentist and a Yankees fan?
A. One roots for the Yanks and the other yanks for the roots! (jokes-best.com)

January 06
Q. What has four legs but only one foot?
A. A bed! (jokes-best.com)

January 06
Q. What has four legs but only one foot?
A. A bed! (kids.yahoo.com)

January 06
Q. What has four legs but only one foot?
A. A bed! (kids.yahoo.com)

January 06
Q. What has four legs but only one foot?
A. A bed! (kids.yahoo.com)


January 06
Q. What has four legs but only one foot?
A. A bed! (kids.yahoo.com)

January 10
Q. What makes music on your head?
A. A head band! (kids.yahoo.com)

January 12
Q. How do skunks call their friends?
A. On their smell phones! (kids.yahoo.com)

January 17
Q. What did the limestone say to the geologist?
A. Don't take me for granite! (kids.yahoo.com)

January 20
Q. What do you call a famous monster?
A. A mon-star! (kids.yahoo.com)

January 24
Q. Why can't you play cards in the jungle?
A. Because theres too many cheetahs! (kids.yahoo.com)

January 27
Q. If you hold 9 oranges in one hand and 10 lemons in another, what do you have?
A. Really big hands! (kids.yahoo.com)

January 27
Q. If you hold 9 oranges in one hand and 10 lemons in another, what do you have?
A. Really big hands! (kids.yahoo.com)

January 31
Q. What do birds wear to the beach?
A. Beak-inis! (kids.yahoo.com)

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