Chuckles for December 2010
Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Ice caps! (theholidayspot.com)
Q. What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
A. Silent Night (/holidays.kaboose.com)
Q. What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws! (holidays.kaboose.com)
Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic! (holidays.kaboose.com)
Q. What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas carol?
A. Jungle Bells! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)
Q. What is Santa's favorite snack?
A. Ho Hos! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)
Q. Who delivers presents to dogs on Christmas Eve?
A. Santa Paws! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)
A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" "That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight." (jokes-best.com)
Q. When does a teacher carry birdseed?
A. When there is a parrot-teacher conference! (jokes-best.com)
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