Chuckles for November 2010
Q. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A. If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! (halloween.com)
Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for??
A. Their AGE! (theholidayspot.com)
Q. Which cat discovered America?
A. Christofurry Columbus! (holidays.kaboose.com)
Q. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
A. Iíll let you know next week! (holidays.kaboose.com)
Q. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?
A. A poultrygeist! (coolest-holiday-parties.com)
Q. How does a Turkey drink her wine?
A. In a gobble-let! (humormatters.com)
Q. How many turkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Just one but it takes 5 hours. (cleanjoke.com)
Q. Why did the man invest in feathers?
A. He heard the stock market was going down! (holidays.kaboose.com)
Q. How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
A. Chick to chick! (theholidayspot.com)
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