Chuckles for October 2010



October 04
Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A. Ghoul-aid!!!(halloween.com)

October 07
Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A. Because he is always a goblin.(halloween.com)

October 12
Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!(halloween.com)

October 14
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend! (halloween.com)

October 18
Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A. Ghoul (halloween.com)

October 21
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos! (halloween.com)

October 25
Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn't have a haunting license. (halloween.com)

October 28
Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A. Whipped scream!(halloween.com)

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  Today is Wednesday, April 16, the 106th day of 2014. There are 259 days left in the year.
1864 -- 150 years ago: Yesterday some bold thief stole a full bolt of calico from a box in front of Wadsworth's store, where it was on exhibition.
1889 -- 125 years ago: A team belonging to Peter Priese got away from its driver and made a mad run across the Rock Island Bridge. The driver was thrown from his seat but not hurt.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Carlton Taylor was appointed district deputy grand master for the 14th
Masonic District of Illinois.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Moline's million dollar municipal airport was dedicated to air transportation and the national defense by Lt. Gov. John Stelle.
1964 -- 50 years ago: THE ARGUS will be election headquarters for Rock Island County tomorrow night, and the public is invited to watch the operation. The closing of the polls at 6 p.m. will mark the start of open house in the newsroom. Visitors will see staff members receiving, tabulating and posting returns.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Few bricks actually tumbled, but no one seemed to mind as about 1,000 people gathered to celebrate the formal start of demolition at the site of a downtown civic center.




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