Chuckles for August 2010



August 02
What does a martial arts fan eat?
Kung Food!
(jokesandhumor.com)

August 05
What baseball player lives under a tree?
Babe Root!
(jokesandhumor.com)

August 09
What do camels wear to protect themselves?
Camel-flage!
(jokesandhumor.com)

August 12
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels!
(jokes-best.com)

August 16
A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".!
(jokes-best.com)

August 19
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
(jokes-best.com)

August 23
Two fish in a tank - one says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"
(jokes-best.com)

August 26
A sandwich walks into a bar and asks the barman for a drink. The barman says..."Sorry, we don't serve food here."
(jokes-best.com)

August 30
An old lady was speeding down the highway while she was knitting. A cop sees this and speeds up alongside her vehicle. "Pullover!" the cop says "No!" the woman replied, "They're mittens!"
(jokes-best.com)

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