Chuckles for August 2010



August 02
What does a martial arts fan eat?
Kung Food!
(jokesandhumor.com)

August 05
What baseball player lives under a tree?
Babe Root!
(jokesandhumor.com)

August 09
What do camels wear to protect themselves?
Camel-flage!
(jokesandhumor.com)

August 12
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels!
(jokes-best.com)

August 16
A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".!
(jokes-best.com)

August 19
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
(jokes-best.com)

August 23
Two fish in a tank - one says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"
(jokes-best.com)

August 26
A sandwich walks into a bar and asks the barman for a drink. The barman says..."Sorry, we don't serve food here."
(jokes-best.com)

August 30
An old lady was speeding down the highway while she was knitting. A cop sees this and speeds up alongside her vehicle. "Pullover!" the cop says "No!" the woman replied, "They're mittens!"
(jokes-best.com)

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  Today is Wednesday, April 16, the 106th day of 2014. There are 259 days left in the year.
1864 -- 150 years ago: Yesterday some bold thief stole a full bolt of calico from a box in front of Wadsworth's store, where it was on exhibition.
1889 -- 125 years ago: A team belonging to Peter Priese got away from its driver and made a mad run across the Rock Island Bridge. The driver was thrown from his seat but not hurt.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Carlton Taylor was appointed district deputy grand master for the 14th
Masonic District of Illinois.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Moline's million dollar municipal airport was dedicated to air transportation and the national defense by Lt. Gov. John Stelle.
1964 -- 50 years ago: THE ARGUS will be election headquarters for Rock Island County tomorrow night, and the public is invited to watch the operation. The closing of the polls at 6 p.m. will mark the start of open house in the newsroom. Visitors will see staff members receiving, tabulating and posting returns.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Few bricks actually tumbled, but no one seemed to mind as about 1,000 people gathered to celebrate the formal start of demolition at the site of a downtown civic center.




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