Chuckles for August 2010
August 02
What does a martial arts fan eat? Kung Food! (jokesandhumor.com)
August 05
What baseball player lives under a tree? Babe Root! (jokesandhumor.com)
August 09
What do camels wear to protect themselves? Camel-flage! (jokesandhumor.com)
August 12
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels! (jokes-best.com)
August 16
A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".! (jokes-best.com)
August 19
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation. (jokes-best.com)
August 23
Two fish in a tank - one says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?" (jokes-best.com)
August 26
A sandwich walks into a bar and asks the barman for a drink. The barman says..."Sorry, we don't serve food here." (jokes-best.com)
August 30
An old lady was speeding down the highway while she was knitting. A cop sees this and speeds up alongside her vehicle. "Pullover!" the cop says "No!" the woman replied, "They're mittens!" (jokes-best.com)
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