Chuckles for July 2010



July 01
What does a camel use to become invisible?
Camel-flage!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 06
Why was the cookie crying?
Because the mother had been a wafer so long!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 08
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess Pieces!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 12
Where do ghosts make their beer?
At the boo-ery!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 15
Why didn't the clams share it's pearls?
Because it was shellfish!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 19
What's the difference between a dentist and a Yankees fan?
One roots for the yanks and the other yanks for the roots!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 22
Why can't a bicycle stand up?
Because it's too tired!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 26
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 29
How do you clean a messy tuba?
With tuba paste!
(jokesandhumor.com)

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  Today is Friday, April 18, the 108th day of 2014. There are 257 days left in the year.
1864 -- 150 years ago: A new steamer, Keithsburg, now is at our levee taking on board the balance of her fixtures preparatory to assuming her position on the daily Rock Island and Keokuk line.
1889 -- 125 years ago: C.W. Hawes was appointed deputy county clerk by county clerk Donaldson.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Mrs. O.E. child, of Moline, was named president of the Women's Home Missionary Society of the Methodist Church Rock Island District of the Central Illinois conference.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Augustana College is making plans for a drive for funds to erect a field house and make football field improvements.
1964 -- 50 years ago: A expanded election coverage system featuring a 16-foot chalkboard showing up to the minute running totals, attracted a large and enthusiastic crowd to The Argus newsroom last night.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Balloons frame Rock Island attorney Stewart Winstein who was given a surprise party in the rotunda of the Rock Island County Courthouse on Thursday to honor his 50th year of practicing law.




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