Chuckles for July 2010



July 01
What does a camel use to become invisible?
Camel-flage!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 06
Why was the cookie crying?
Because the mother had been a wafer so long!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 08
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess Pieces!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 12
Where do ghosts make their beer?
At the boo-ery!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 15
Why didn't the clams share it's pearls?
Because it was shellfish!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 19
What's the difference between a dentist and a Yankees fan?
One roots for the yanks and the other yanks for the roots!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 22
Why can't a bicycle stand up?
Because it's too tired!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 26
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 29
How do you clean a messy tuba?
With tuba paste!
(jokesandhumor.com)

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  Today is Thursday, Oct. 2, the 275th day of 2014. There are 90 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: The ladies have adopted the fashion of wearing representations of insects in the flowers on their bonnets. Some look very natural.
1889 -- 125 years ago: T.F. Cary, former Rock Island alderman, has accepted a position as salesman for a Chicago wallpaper house and plans to move to that city.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Work on the new telephone building on 18th Street between 6th and 7th avenues is progressing rapidly.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Rock Island's new theater at 3rd Avenue and 19th Street will have a name significant of its location. The "Rocket" is scheduled to open Thanksgiving Day.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Two of Rock Island's newest water towers were vandalized last night, including the one at 38th Street and 31st Avenue, where police took five Moline boys into custody about 9 p.m..
1989 -- 25 years ago: Some of us who live in the Quad-Cities take the Mississippi River for granted, or at least we used to. But the river is not taken for granted by our visitors. And most Quad-Citians are realizing the importance of the river to this area as increased emphasis is placed on tourism.







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