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Chuckles for July 2010



July 01
What does a camel use to become invisible?
Camel-flage!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 06
Why was the cookie crying?
Because the mother had been a wafer so long!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 08
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess Pieces!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 12
Where do ghosts make their beer?
At the boo-ery!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 15
Why didn't the clams share it's pearls?
Because it was shellfish!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 19
What's the difference between a dentist and a Yankees fan?
One roots for the yanks and the other yanks for the roots!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 22
Why can't a bicycle stand up?
Because it's too tired!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 26
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 29
How do you clean a messy tuba?
With tuba paste!
(jokesandhumor.com)

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  Today is Saturday, Aug. 30, the 242nd day of 2014. There are 123 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: A large pair of elk, captured in Iowa, were exhibited in Market Square today.
1889 — 125 years ago: The Rock Island Arsenal dam was being constructed under the supervision of Charles Frances, of Lowell, Mass.
1914 — 100 years ago: Mrs. Frank Mixer, of Rock Island, was the winner of the final preliminary for the women's handicap golf cup at Rock Island arsenal links.
1939 — 75 years ago: Sixteen hundred persons — many from war-fearful Europe — arrived in New York aboard the German liner Bremen. For two days on the trip, passengers were cut off from the world with both incoming and outgoing radio messages banned.
1964 — 50 years ago: Police reported five youths have been involved in the theft of about seven cars in recent weeks. Three of the youths were arrested Saturday afternoon, one was in custody as the result of a previous arrest, and the fifth is expected to be arrested today.
1989 — 25 years ago: The Rock Island/Milan School Board is asking the city to tear down Franklin School and allow the school district to pay back the estimated $100,00 cost during 10 years.






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