Chuckles for July 2010



July 01
What does a camel use to become invisible?
Camel-flage!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 06
Why was the cookie crying?
Because the mother had been a wafer so long!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 08
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess Pieces!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 12
Where do ghosts make their beer?
At the boo-ery!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 15
Why didn't the clams share it's pearls?
Because it was shellfish!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 19
What's the difference between a dentist and a Yankees fan?
One roots for the yanks and the other yanks for the roots!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 22
Why can't a bicycle stand up?
Because it's too tired!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 26
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 29
How do you clean a messy tuba?
With tuba paste!
(jokesandhumor.com)

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  Today is Thursday, April 24, the 114th day of 2014. There are 251 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: We learn that it is a contemplation to start a paper mill in Rock Island during the summer by a gentleman from the East.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The gates of Oklahoma were swung open at noon today, and a throng of more than 30,000 settlers started over its soil.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The Iowa Coliseum Co. was incorporated with $40,000 capital and planned a building on 4th Street between Warren and Green streets in Davenport.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Plans are being discussed for resurfacing the streets in the entire downtown district of Rock Island.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Some 45 jobs will be created at J.I. Case Co.'s Rock Island plant in a expansion of operations announced yesterday afternoon at the firm's headquarters in Racine, Wis.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Gardeners and farmers cheered, but not all Quad-Citians found joy Saturday as more than an inch of rain fell on the area. Motorists faced dangerous, rain-slick roads as the water activated grease and grime that had built up during dry weather.








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