Chuckles for July 2010



July 01
What does a camel use to become invisible?
Camel-flage!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 06
Why was the cookie crying?
Because the mother had been a wafer so long!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 08
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess Pieces!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 12
Where do ghosts make their beer?
At the boo-ery!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 15
Why didn't the clams share it's pearls?
Because it was shellfish!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 19
What's the difference between a dentist and a Yankees fan?
One roots for the yanks and the other yanks for the roots!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 22
Why can't a bicycle stand up?
Because it's too tired!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 26
What do runners do when they forget something?
They jog their memory!
(jokesandhumor.com)

July 29
How do you clean a messy tuba?
With tuba paste!
(jokesandhumor.com)

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  Today is Monday, Sept. 1, the 244th day of 2014. There are 121 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: We are informed by J.H. Hull that the reason the street sprinkler was not at work yesterday settling the dust on the streets, was because one of his horses was injured.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Bonnie McGregor, a fleet-footed stallion owned by S.W. Wheelock of this community, covered himself with glory at Lexington, Ky, when he ran a mile in 2:13 1/2. The horse's value was estimated as at least $50,000.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Troops are pouring into Paris to prepare for defense of the city. The German army is reported to be only 60 miles from the capital of France.
1939 -- 75 years ago: The German army has invaded Poland in undeclared warfare. Poland has appealed to Great Britain and France for aid.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Publication of a plant newspaper, the Farmall Works News, has been launched at the Rock Island IHC factory and replaces a managerial newsletter.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Officials predict Monday's Rock Island Labor Parade will be the biggest and best ever. Last minute work continues on floats and costumes for the parade, which steps off a 9:30 a.m.




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