Chuckles for May 2010

May 04
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A bull-dozer!

May 06
Q. What do you get when you tie two bikes together?
A. Siamese Schwinns!

May 13
What has eighteen legs and catches flies?
A baseball team!

May 17
What do ghosts wear in cars?
Sheet belts!

May 20
How can you tell if a tree is a Dogwood tree?
By its bark!

May 24
Why are farmers so mean?
Because they pull ears off corn!

May 27
What kind of tooth is worth a buck?
A buck tooth!

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