Chuckles for May 2010



May 04
Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A bull-dozer!
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May 06
Q. What do you get when you tie two bikes together?
A. Siamese Schwinns!
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May 13
What has eighteen legs and catches flies?
A baseball team!
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May 17
What do ghosts wear in cars?
Sheet belts!
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May 20
How can you tell if a tree is a Dogwood tree?
By its bark!
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May 24
Why are farmers so mean?
Because they pull ears off corn!
(kids.yahoo.com/)

May 27
What kind of tooth is worth a buck?
A buck tooth!
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