Chuckles for April 2010



April 01
Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!
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April 05
Q. What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
A. "Catch you later!"
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April 08
Q. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarter back!
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April 12
Q. What did the beaver say to the tree?
A. Nice gnawing you!
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April 19
Q. Why did the egg get thrown out of class?
A. It kept telling yokes!
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April 22
Q. How do mad scientists freshen their breath?
A. With experi-mints!
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April 26
Q. What goes putt putt putt putt putt?
A. A bad golfer!
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April 29
Q. What goes "ha, ha, ha...clunk."?
A. People laughing their heads off!
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  Today is Friday, Aug. 1, the 213th day of 2014. There are 152 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: A mad dog was shot in Davenport after biting several other canines and snapping at several children. The police should abate this nuisance — there are about 500 dogs in this city that ought to be killed at once.
1889 — 125 years ago: Track laying operations on 2nd Avenue, stopped by the Moline-Rock Island company last spring for lack of rail, have been resumed.
1914 — 100 years ago: Bulletins allowed to come through the strong continental censorship of all war news indicated that Germany was advancing with a dash against both Russia and France.
1939 — 75 years ago: Emil J Klein, of Rock Island, was elected commander of Rock Island Post 200, American Legion.
1964 — 50 years ago: Members of the Davenport police department and their families are being invited to the department's family picnic to be held Aug. 27 at the Mississippi Valley Fairgrounds.
1989 — 25 years ago: Beginning this fall, Black Hawk College will offer a continuing education course in horseback riding at the Wright Way Equestrian Center, Moline, located just east of the Deere Administration Center.




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