Chuckles for April 2010



April 01
Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!
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April 05
Q. What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
A. "Catch you later!"
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April 08
Q. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarter back!
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April 12
Q. What did the beaver say to the tree?
A. Nice gnawing you!
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April 19
Q. Why did the egg get thrown out of class?
A. It kept telling yokes!
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April 22
Q. How do mad scientists freshen their breath?
A. With experi-mints!
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April 26
Q. What goes putt putt putt putt putt?
A. A bad golfer!
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April 29
Q. What goes "ha, ha, ha...clunk."?
A. People laughing their heads off!
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  Today is Tuesday, April 15, the 105th day of 2014. There are 260 days left in the year.
1864 -- 150 years ago: A large and splendid new safe has been hauled out to Young Brothers store in Camden to replace the old one, which recently was robbed.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The salary of Mayor Blaning was raised to $1,000 by the Rock Island City Council.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The Rock Island Chamber of Commerce is sponsoring one of the most intensive cleanup campaigns ever conducted.
1939 -- 75 years ago: According to Forecaster Truman Shipman, April weather has been six and one-half degrees below normal with an all-time low for any April 12 established when the mercury slipped down to 22 degrees.
1964 -- 50 years ago: The Rock Island Board of Education discussed the planned addition to the high school until nearly midnight last night.
1989 -- 25 years ago: April 13, 53 of the top spellers from Rock Island, Mercer, and Henry counties spelling bees came together at Augustana College to compete in the Ninth Annual Regional Spelling Bee.






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