Chuckles for April 2010



April 01
Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!
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April 05
Q. What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
A. "Catch you later!"
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April 08
Q. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarter back!
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April 12
Q. What did the beaver say to the tree?
A. Nice gnawing you!
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April 19
Q. Why did the egg get thrown out of class?
A. It kept telling yokes!
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April 22
Q. How do mad scientists freshen their breath?
A. With experi-mints!
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April 26
Q. What goes putt putt putt putt putt?
A. A bad golfer!
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April 29
Q. What goes "ha, ha, ha...clunk."?
A. People laughing their heads off!
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  Today is Tuesday, Sept, 30, the 273rd day of 2014. There are 92 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: The ARGUS Boys are very anxious to attend the great Democratic mass meeting tomorrow and we shall therefore, print no paper on the day.
1889 — 125 years ago: H.J. Lowery resigned from his position as manager at the Harper House.
1914 — 100 years ago: Curtis & Simonson was the name of a new legal partnership formed by two younger members of the Rock Island County Bar. Hugh Cyrtis and Devore Simonson..
1939 — 75 years ago: Harry Grell, deputy county clerk was named county recorder to fill the vacancy caused by a resignation.
1964 — 50 years ago: A new world wide reader insurance service program offering around the clock accident protection for Argus subscribers and their families is announced today.
1989 — 25 years ago: Tomato plant and other sensitive greenery may have had a hard time surviving overnight as temperatures neared the freezing point.




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