GIRLS' STATE TRACK AND FIELD UPDATES

Chuckles for April 2010



April 01
Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!
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April 05
Q. What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
A. "Catch you later!"
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April 08
Q. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A. To get his quarter back!
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April 12
Q. What did the beaver say to the tree?
A. Nice gnawing you!
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April 19
Q. Why did the egg get thrown out of class?
A. It kept telling yokes!
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April 22
Q. How do mad scientists freshen their breath?
A. With experi-mints!
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April 26
Q. What goes putt putt putt putt putt?
A. A bad golfer!
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April 29
Q. What goes "ha, ha, ha...clunk."?
A. People laughing their heads off!
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  Today is Sunday, May 19, the 139th day of 2013. There are 226 days left in the year.
1863 -- 150 years ago: The Rt. Rev. Harry I. Witherspoon, D.D. Bishop of Illinois, willpreach in Trinity (Episcopal) Church, in this city this evening.
1888 -- 125 years ago: At 1 o'clock yesterday afternoon the Mississippi River flooded itsbanks at Rock Island, destroying the warehouse of the Rock Island Lumber companyand damaging the Lumber Company and arsenal power plant. Total loss isestimated at $100.000.
1913 -- 100 years ago: Residents of South Rock Island township are circulating a petitionfavoring the annexation of that area to the city of Rock Island.
1938 -- 75 years ago: Mrs. Thomas Ackles, of Rock Island, has been elected president ofthe Playcrafters for the next season. She succeeds Warren Leonard.
1963 -- 50 years ago: Some 8,000 people filed through the gates of Rock Island Arsenal on Saturday to view a display of a part of the nation's armed strength. The occasion was theannual observance of Armed Forces Day.
1988 -- 25 years ago: Willis Kuschmann, of Moline, who already has won his laurels as oneof the most artistic men in the Quad-Cities area, has a new hobby. He is deeply involvedin miniature railroading. At the age of 88, when many other seniors are dozing in theirchairs or sitting before the television, Mr. Kuschmann is planning and working on hiscollection.




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