Chuckles for March 2010



March 01
What kind of garden does a baker have?
A flour garden!
(jokesandhumor.com)

March 04
Why was the clock sent to the principal's office?
Because he was tocking too much!
(jokesandhumor.com)

March 11
What goes "dash-dot-dot-croak, dash-dot-dot-croak?
Morse Toad!
(jokesandhumor.com)

March 15
What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane??
ME!!
(lotsofjokes.com/)

March 18
Where do Killer Whales go to get braces?
The Orca-dontist!
(lotsofjokes.com/)

March 22
What do you call a ghost in the jungle?
Ramboo!
(lotsofjokes.com/)

March 25
What do ghosts spread on bagels?
Scream cheese!
(kids.yahoo.com/jokes/)

March 29
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day-scare!
(kids.yahoo.com/jokes/)

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  Today is Friday, Sept. 19, the 262nd day of 2014. There are 103 days left in the year.
1864 -- 150 years ago: Charles M. Osborn of this city, a lawyer of prominence, who voted for Lincoln in 1860 is now out strong for McClellan and will take the stump for him.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The George Fleming company had begun its dried fruit packing in a branch plant on 16th Street, Rock Island, employing nearly a hundred workers.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The cornerstone of the new Eagles home was laid. Building committee members were John Kobeman, Fred Ehmke and Frank Wich.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Former Kaiser Wilhelm, in exile, is sad as the Nazis march with communists.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Ninety-two members of the acappella choir at Davenport's West High School today accepted an invitation to perform at the New York World's Fair on June 13, 1965.
1989 -- 25 years ago: A Rock Island woman is one of 50 winners of $10,000 in cash in the Illinois State Lottery's "Celebration "89" instant ticket game. Dawn Loeffler was the third winner to be chosen through daily drawings that began Aug. 28 and will run 50 consecutive days.






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