Chuckles for March 2010



March 01
What kind of garden does a baker have?
A flour garden!
(jokesandhumor.com)

March 04
Why was the clock sent to the principal's office?
Because he was tocking too much!
(jokesandhumor.com)

March 11
What goes "dash-dot-dot-croak, dash-dot-dot-croak?
Morse Toad!
(jokesandhumor.com)

March 15
What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane??
ME!!
(lotsofjokes.com/)

March 18
Where do Killer Whales go to get braces?
The Orca-dontist!
(lotsofjokes.com/)

March 22
What do you call a ghost in the jungle?
Ramboo!
(lotsofjokes.com/)

March 25
What do ghosts spread on bagels?
Scream cheese!
(kids.yahoo.com/jokes/)

March 29
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day-scare!
(kids.yahoo.com/jokes/)

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  Today is Thursday, April 24, the 114th day of 2014. There are 251 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: We learn that it is a contemplation to start a paper mill in Rock Island during the summer by a gentleman from the East.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The gates of Oklahoma were swung open at noon today, and a throng of more than 30,000 settlers started over its soil.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The Iowa Coliseum Co. was incorporated with $40,000 capital and planned a building on 4th Street between Warren and Green streets in Davenport.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Plans are being discussed for resurfacing the streets in the entire downtown district of Rock Island.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Some 45 jobs will be created at J.I. Case Co.'s Rock Island plant in a expansion of operations announced yesterday afternoon at the firm's headquarters in Racine, Wis.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Gardeners and farmers cheered, but not all Quad-Citians found joy Saturday as more than an inch of rain fell on the area. Motorists faced dangerous, rain-slick roads as the water activated grease and grime that had built up during dry weather.








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