Chuckles for March 2010



March 01
What kind of garden does a baker have?
A flour garden!
(jokesandhumor.com)

March 04
Why was the clock sent to the principal's office?
Because he was tocking too much!
(jokesandhumor.com)

March 11
What goes "dash-dot-dot-croak, dash-dot-dot-croak?
Morse Toad!
(jokesandhumor.com)

March 15
What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane??
ME!!
(lotsofjokes.com/)

March 18
Where do Killer Whales go to get braces?
The Orca-dontist!
(lotsofjokes.com/)

March 22
What do you call a ghost in the jungle?
Ramboo!
(lotsofjokes.com/)

March 25
What do ghosts spread on bagels?
Scream cheese!
(kids.yahoo.com/jokes/)

March 29
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day-scare!
(kids.yahoo.com/jokes/)

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  Today is Saturday, Aug. 23, the 235th day of 2014. There are 130 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: Telegraph reports state that, about 6 o'clock on the evening of the 20th, Quantrill, with about 800 of his thieves and robbers, surrounded Lawrence, Kan., and burned it to the ground.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Newton Beer's production of "Lost in London," which had a successful run for three seasons, was presented at Harper's Theater.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The German army commanded by Fran Duke Albrecht of Wurtemburg defeated the French army at Neufchmtenu.
1939 -- 75 years ago: John Deere Harvester Works in East Moline is starting a four-story, $104,000 addition to the combine assembly building.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Short Hills Country Club held onto its lead yesterday despite a rally by host Davenport Country Club and claimed the team title in the Sunshine Cup golf series.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Quad-Citians can look forward to more excitement and fun at this year's Rock Island Labor Day parade at 9:30 a.m. Sept 4, say organizers. This years theme is "Celebrate Rock Island."






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