Chuckles for March 2010



March 01
What kind of garden does a baker have?
A flour garden!
(jokesandhumor.com)

March 04
Why was the clock sent to the principal's office?
Because he was tocking too much!
(jokesandhumor.com)

March 11
What goes "dash-dot-dot-croak, dash-dot-dot-croak?
Morse Toad!
(jokesandhumor.com)

March 15
What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane??
ME!!
(lotsofjokes.com/)

March 18
Where do Killer Whales go to get braces?
The Orca-dontist!
(lotsofjokes.com/)

March 22
What do you call a ghost in the jungle?
Ramboo!
(lotsofjokes.com/)

March 25
What do ghosts spread on bagels?
Scream cheese!
(kids.yahoo.com/jokes/)

March 29
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day-scare!
(kids.yahoo.com/jokes/)

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  Today is Monday, Sept. 1, the 244th day of 2014. There are 121 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: We are informed by J.H. Hull that the reason the street sprinkler was not at work yesterday settling the dust on the streets, was because one of his horses was injured.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Bonnie McGregor, a fleet-footed stallion owned by S.W. Wheelock of this community, covered himself with glory at Lexington, Ky, when he ran a mile in 2:13 1/2. The horse's value was estimated as at least $50,000.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Troops are pouring into Paris to prepare for defense of the city. The German army is reported to be only 60 miles from the capital of France.
1939 -- 75 years ago: The German army has invaded Poland in undeclared warfare. Poland has appealed to Great Britain and France for aid.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Publication of a plant newspaper, the Farmall Works News, has been launched at the Rock Island IHC factory and replaces a managerial newsletter.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Officials predict Monday's Rock Island Labor Parade will be the biggest and best ever. Last minute work continues on floats and costumes for the parade, which steps off a 9:30 a.m.




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