Chuckles for February 2010

February 01
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.

February 04
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment! (

February 08
There's too much blood in my caffeine system. (

February 11
What did the pencil say to the paper?
I dot my eye on you!(

February 15
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. (

February 18
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. (

February 23
I took an IQ test and the results were negative. (

February 26
How do you make one disappear?
Add the letter g and make it gone!(

February 26
How do you make one disappear?
Add the letter g and make it gone!

Back: Past Chuckles

Local events heading

  Today is Wednesday, July 30, the 211th day of 2014. There are 154 days left in the year.
1864 -- 150 years ago: After Sept. 1, every small box of matches will be required to have a 3 cent duty Lincoln stamp on it, and every large box will be one cent for every 100 matches.
1889 -- 125 years ago: Rock Island residents had contributed a total of $1,293 to the American Red Cross for the Johnstown flood relief fund.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Capt. Clark Means, new darkhorse twirler for the ARGUS staff, was in great form in his initial contest as a mound laborer. The result was that THE ARGUS trimmed the Union 6-5.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Hunter and Humprey Moody, young Decatur, Ill, brothers, lack only a few hours of establishing a new world light plane endurance record.
1964 -- 50 years ago: Gates of the 110th annual Mercer County Fair swing open tonight at Aledo for a full week of day and night activity. More that $36,000 will be paid in premiums and race purses.
1989 -- 25 years ago: The baseball field carved out of the cornfield near Dyersville, Iowa, continues to keep dreams alive for hundreds of visitors. Tourists from 26 state and France have visited Dan Lansing's farm to see the baseball diamond seen in the hit movie "Field of Dreams."

(More History)