Chuckles for January 2010
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
It was so cold . . . Grandpa’s teeth were chattering - in the glass!
Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
Q. Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!
Q. Why was the broom late for work?
A. Because he over-swept!
Q. What's harder to catch the faster you run?
A. Your breath!
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
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