Chuckles for December 2009
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas song? Jungle Bells! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)
What do you sing at a snowmanís birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
What do you have in December thatís not in any other month?
The letter D!
What is a cow's favorite holiday?
Moo Years Day! (jokesbykids.com)
A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, "I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking". The man says, " I am in the process of quitting". Right now, I am in the middle of phase one. What's phase one? I've quit buying. (newyearfestival.com)
Why is it so windy at sporting events?
Because of all the fans!
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