Chuckles for November 2009



November 02
What is a pie's favorite sport?
Pie Kwon Do!(kids.yahoo.com/jokes/)

November 05
Remember half the people you know are below average.
(jokesandhumor.com/jokes/)

November 09
What's the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth! (hellokids.com/jokes/)

November 12
Why is it so windy at sporting events?
Because of all the fans! (/kids.yahoo.com/jokes/)

November 17
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
(jokesandhumor.com/)

November 19
Why did the man invest in feathers?
Because he heard the stock market was going down!holidays.kaboose.com/

November 25
Can you imagine paying 80 cents a pound for turkey? For the first time in history mothers are giving their kids candy. "Here, ruin your appetite."

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  Today is Tuesday, Sept, 30, the 273rd day of 2014. There are 92 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: The ARGUS Boys are very anxious to attend the great Democratic mass meeting tomorrow and we shall therefore, print no paper on the day.
1889 — 125 years ago: H.J. Lowery resigned from his position as manager at the Harper House.
1914 — 100 years ago: Curtis & Simonson was the name of a new legal partnership formed by two younger members of the Rock Island County Bar. Hugh Cyrtis and Devore Simonson..
1939 — 75 years ago: Harry Grell, deputy county clerk was named county recorder to fill the vacancy caused by a resignation.
1964 — 50 years ago: A new world wide reader insurance service program offering around the clock accident protection for Argus subscribers and their families is announced today.
1989 — 25 years ago: Tomato plant and other sensitive greenery may have had a hard time surviving overnight as temperatures neared the freezing point.




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