Chuckles for November 2009



November 02
What is a pie's favorite sport?
Pie Kwon Do!(kids.yahoo.com/jokes/)

November 05
Remember half the people you know are below average.
(jokesandhumor.com/jokes/)

November 09
What's the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth! (hellokids.com/jokes/)

November 12
Why is it so windy at sporting events?
Because of all the fans! (/kids.yahoo.com/jokes/)

November 17
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
(jokesandhumor.com/)

November 19
Why did the man invest in feathers?
Because he heard the stock market was going down!holidays.kaboose.com/

November 25
Can you imagine paying 80 cents a pound for turkey? For the first time in history mothers are giving their kids candy. "Here, ruin your appetite."

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  Today is Tuesday, July 29, the 210th day of 2014. There are 155 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: Col. H.F. Sickless informs us that there will be new organization of troops in this state under the call for more men.
1889 -- 125 years ago: James Normoyle arrived home after graduating from West Point with honors in the class of 1889. He was to report to Fort Brady, Mich., as second lieutenant in the 23rd Infantry.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Austria Hungary declared war on Serbia. Germany and Austria refused an invitation of Sir Edward Grey to join Great Britain at a mediation conference.
1939 -- 75 years ago: Dr. William Mayo, the last of the three famous Mayo brother surgeons, died at the age of 78.
1964 -- 50 years ago: One of the biggest horse shows of the season was held yesterday at Hillandale Arena on Knoxville Road under the sponsorship of the Illowa Horsemen's Club.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Davenport is like a gigantic carnival this weekend with the Bix Arts Fest taking over 12 square blocks of the downtown area. A festive atmosphere prevailed Friday as thousands of people turned out to sample what the Arts Fest has to offer.








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