Chuckles for October 2009



October 01
What's the speed of dark? (jokesandhumor.com/)

October 05
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. (jokesandhumor.com/)

October 08
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? (jokesandhumor.com/)

October 12
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. (jokesandhumor.com/)

October 14
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? (jokesandhumor.com/)

October 19
What kind of coffee do vampires drink?
De-coffin-ated!(jokesandhumor.com/)

October 22
Multitasking means screwing up several things at once. (jokesandhumor.com/)

October 26
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
A plumpkin! (jokesandhumor.com/)

October 29
Why didn't the Mummy have any friends?
Because he was too wrapped up in himself!(kids.yahoo.com/jokes/)

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  Today is Friday, April 25, the 115th day of 2014. There are 250 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: Never in the history of Rock Island was there such a demand for houses as at present. Our city is suffering for the want of suitable tenement houses.

1889 — 125 years ago: The choir of Central Presbyterian Church presented a ladies concert under the direction of S.T. Bowlby.

1914 — 100 years ago: Miss Rosella Benson was elected president of the Standard Bearers of Spencer Memorial Methodist Church.

1939 — 75 years ago: Mrs. Nell Clapper was elected president of the Rock Island Business and Professional Women's Club.

1964 — 50 years ago: Gerald Hickman, of Seattle, Wash, will move his family to Rock Island to assume the position of produce buyer for the Eagle Food Center chain of food stores. This announcement was made today by Bernard Weindruch, president of Eagles.

1989 — 25 years ago: Care & Share, formed in 1984 to provide food to jobless and needy Quad-Citians, will disband because the major part of a crisis created by plant closings is over. Food for the needy is still necessary. So groups separately will continue to raise money and collect food.




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