Chuckles for September 2009



September 08
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. (jokesandhumor.com/}

September 10
Why are most baseball games held at night?
Because the bats sleep during the day!
(kids.yahoo.com/jokes}

September 14
What baseball player lives under a tree?
Babe Root!
(kids.yahoo.com/jokes}

September 17
Change is inevitable,
except from a vending machine.!
(jokesandhumor.com/}

September 17
Change is inevitable,
except from a vending machine.
(jokesandhumor.com/}

September 18
Change is inevitable,
except from a vending machine.
(jokesandhumor.com/)

September 21
What do you get when you tie two bikes together? Siamese Schwinns!
(jokesandhumor.com/)

September 24
What's the first thing an ape learns in school?
The ape b c's!(kids.yahoo.com/)

September 28
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. (jokesandhumor.com/)

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  Today is Thursday, May 23, the 143rd day of 2013. There are 222 days left in the year.
1863 — 150 years ago: Messrs. J. and M. Rosenfield have moved their leather and hidestore to the building formerly occupied by Temple Bufords's store. They buy and sellhides, pelts, furs, wool, beeswax, lard, tallow, etc.
1888 -- 125 years ago: The Rock Island Lumber Company has recovered 5,000 of the8,000 logs that were carried away by the Mississippi River flood last week.
1913 -- 100 years ago: John J. Ullemeyer has been awarded the contract to furnish RockIsland fire and police department members with uniforms, at the city's expense.
1938 -- 75 years ago: Work on Aledo's new $38,000 swimming pool was started thismorning at South Park when ground for the pool was broken by Mayor John W. Murphy.
1963 -- 50 years ago: Students and teacher at Moline High School called today "MissLeona Day" day at the school in honor of the government teacher who retires at theend of the school term. Although she's been teaching for 43 years at the school, Miss Dayfound a new way of arriving at the school this morning. At 7:30 a.m., a police squad carpulled up in front of Miss Day's home and escorted her to school. A caravan of students' cars joined the procession along the way.
1988 -- 25 years ago: Barbecue cooking and riverfront antics are planned for Discover the
River Day Saturday in Leach Park, Bettendorf. A 5K run, wind surfing, a canoe race, hogcalling and more will round out the day under the Interstate 74 bridge.




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