Chuckles for July 2009
July 02
What weighs six tons and wears glass slippers? Cinder-elephant! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)
July 06
What do you call a hippopotamus with chicken pox? A hippospottymus! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)
July 09
What do you call a hippopotamus with chicken pox? Because he got in treble! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)
July 13
Why was the cookie crying? Because it's mother had been a wafer so long! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)
July 16
Why are dalmations bad at playing hide-and-seek? Because they've already been spotted! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)
July 20
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. (jokesandhumor.com/}
July 23
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. (jokesandhumor.com/}
July 27
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. (jokesandhumor.com/}
July 30
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. (jokesandhumor.com/}
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