Chuckles for June 2009



June 01
What kind of phone does the ocean have?
A shell-phone!

June 04
What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?
It gave out a little wine!

June 08
Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?
Because it makes you break out! (funnybonez.com)

June 11
Why is it so windy at all the sporting events?
Because of all the fans! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)

June 15
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)

June 18
Where do horses go when they're sick?
The horsepital! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)

June 22
How do trees get on the Internet?
They log in! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)

June 25
What is the man in the moon's favorite drink?
Crater-ade! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)

June 29
What do you call a sick eagle?
An ill-eagle! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)

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  Today is Thursday, July 24, the 205th day of 2014. There are 160 days left in the year.

1864 -- 150 years ago: The Rev. R.J. Humphrey, once a clergyman in this city, was reported killed in a quarrel in New Orleans.
1889 -- 125 years ago: The Rock Island Citizens Improvement Association held a special meeting to consider the proposition of consolidating Rock Island and Moline.
1914 -- 100 years ago: The home of A. Freeman, 806 3rd Ave., was entered by a burglar while a circus parade was in progress and about $100 worth of jewelry and $5 in cash were taken.
1939 -- 75 years ago: The million dollar dredge, Rock Island, of the Rock Island district of United States engineers will be in this area this week to deepen the channel at the site of the new Rock Island-Davenport bridge.
1964 -- 50 years ago: The Argus "walked" to a 13-0 victory over American Container Corporation last night to clinch the championship of Rock Island's A Softball League at Northwest Douglas Park.
1989 -- 25 years ago: The Immediate Care Center emergency medical office at South Park Mall is moving back to United Medical Center on Sept. 1. After nearly six years in operation at the mall, Care Center employees are upset by UMC's decision. The center is used by 700 to 800 people each month.








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