Chuckles for June 2009



June 01
What kind of phone does the ocean have?
A shell-phone!

June 04
What did the grape do when the elephant sat on it?
It gave out a little wine!

June 08
Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?
Because it makes you break out! (funnybonez.com)

June 11
Why is it so windy at all the sporting events?
Because of all the fans! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)

June 15
When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a driveway! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)

June 18
Where do horses go when they're sick?
The horsepital! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)

June 22
How do trees get on the Internet?
They log in! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)

June 25
What is the man in the moon's favorite drink?
Crater-ade! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)

June 29
What do you call a sick eagle?
An ill-eagle! (kids.yahoo.com/jokes)

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