Chuckles for April 2009
April 02
Q. What happened to the cat who ate a ball of yarn? A. She had mittens!
April 06
Q. What super hero lives in a pot? A. Souperman!
April 09
Q. What did the limestone say to the geologist? A. Don't take me for granite!
April 13
Q. Why did the bacon laugh? A. Because the egg cracked a yolk!
April 16
Q. What do runners do when they forget something? A. They jog their memory!
April 20
Q. Why does a wrestler bring a key to the match? A. To get out of a headlock!
April 23
Q. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A. A neck-tarine!
April 27
Q. What do you call a hippo with chicken pox? A. A hippo-spot-amus!
April 30
Q. What brand of underwear does King Tut wear? A. Fruit of the Tomb!
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