Chuckles for April 2009
Q. What happened to the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
A. She had mittens!
Q. What super hero lives in a pot?
Q. What did the limestone say to the geologist?
A. Don't take me for granite!
Q. Why did the bacon laugh?
A. Because the egg cracked a yolk!
Q. What do runners do when they forget something?
A. They jog their memory!
Q. Why does a wrestler bring a key to the match?
A. To get out of a headlock!
Q. What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A. A neck-tarine!
Q. What do you call a hippo with chicken pox?
A. A hippo-spot-amus!
Q. What brand of underwear does King Tut wear?
A. Fruit of the Tomb!
Back: Past Chuckles