Chuckles for March 2009
Q. Which food is essential to good music?
A. The beet!
Q. What is the loudest pet?
A. The trum-pet!
Q. How do bees get to school?
A. On the school buzz!
Q. What type of music do balloons hate?
Q. How many knees do you have?
A. 4. Your right knee, your left knee and your 2 kid-knees!
Q. How do mad scientists freshen their breath?
A. With experi-mints!
Q. What do you call a short psychic who escaped from jail?
A. A small medium at large!
Q. What did the cake say to the knife?
A. "You wanna piece of me?"
Q. How do monsters like their eggs?
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