Chuckles for March 2009
March 02
Q. Which food is essential to good music? A. The beet!
March 05
Q. What is the loudest pet? A. The trum-pet!
March 09
Q. How do bees get to school? A. On the school buzz!
March 12
Q. What type of music do balloons hate? A. Pop!
March 16
Q. How many knees do you have? A. 4. Your right knee, your left knee and your 2 kid-knees!
March 19
Q. How do mad scientists freshen their breath? A. With experi-mints!
March 23
Q. What do you call a short psychic who escaped from jail? A. A small medium at large!
March 26
Q. What did the cake say to the knife? A. "You wanna piece of me?"
March 30
Q. How do monsters like their eggs? A. Terri-fried!
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