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Chuckles for March 2009



March 02
Q. Which food is essential to good music?
A. The beet!

March 05
Q. What is the loudest pet?
A. The trum-pet!

March 09
Q. How do bees get to school?
A. On the school buzz!

March 12
Q. What type of music do balloons hate?
A. Pop!

March 16
Q. How many knees do you have?
A. 4. Your right knee, your left knee and your 2 kid-knees!

March 19
Q. How do mad scientists freshen their breath?
A. With experi-mints!

March 23
Q. What do you call a short psychic who escaped from jail?
A. A small medium at large!

March 26
Q. What did the cake say to the knife?
A. "You wanna piece of me?"

March 30
Q. How do monsters like their eggs?
A. Terri-fried!

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  Today is Friday, Aug. 22, the 234th day of 2014. There are 131 days left in the year.
1864 -- 150 years ago: The ferry boat, Rock Island, having been put in good order at the boat yard is now making her regular trips, much to the gratification of those who have to cross the river.
1889 -- 125 years ago: W.J. Gamble, for many years superintendent of the Moline & Rock Island railway, leased the Fourth Avenue Hotel and renovated and refurnished it throughout.
1914 -- 100 years ago: Pending the building of new public schools or additions to the present ones to provide adequate room for all the children, the board of education decided that pupils younger than 6 years old would not be accepted in Rock Island schools.
1939 -- 75 years ago: The fifth annual New Windsor Fair and Horse show, which has been delayed for two days because of unfavorable weather, got off to a new start last night. The parade was held this morning.
1964 -- 50 years ago: The Rock Island County Fair and Rodeo will celebrate its silver anniversary this year. The fair opens Tuesday and will run through Saturday and offers entertainment and activity for young and old.
1989 -- 25 years ago: Earl Hanson School, Rock Island, joins the Program to Assist Latch Key Student, which aids working parents. PALS is a before and after school program for grades 1-6 in certain Rock Island public and private schools.




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