Chuckles for December 2008
Q. Why did the egg keep getting kicked out of class?
A. No. It kept telling yokes!
Q. What do you get when you cross a FedEx driver with a UPS driver?
Q. What kind of tooth is worth a dollar?
A. A buck tooth!
Q. Why is it so windy at sporting events?
A. Because of all the fans!
Q. Whi is Santa's most famous elf?
Q. What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
A. Mooooey Christmas!
Q. Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
A. Because she couldn't control her pupils!
Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
A. He wanted to make up his mind!
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