Chuckles for December 2008
December 01
Q. Why did the egg keep getting kicked out of class? A. No. It kept telling yokes!
December 05
Q. What do you get when you cross a FedEx driver with a UPS driver? A. FedUP!
December 08
Q. What kind of tooth is worth a dollar? A. A buck tooth!
December 11
Q. Why is it so windy at sporting events? A. Because of all the fans!
December 15
Q. Whi is Santa's most famous elf? A. Elfvis!
December 18
Q. What did the cow say on Christmas morning? A. Mooooey Christmas!
December 22
Q. Why was the teacher cross-eyed? A. Because she couldn't control her pupils!
December 29
Q. Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head? A. He wanted to make up his mind!
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