Chuckles for November 2008
Q. What do smart birds like to study?
Q. What is clean and lives in a cave?
A. Bath Man!
Q. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A. "Quack! Quack! Quack!"
Q. Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down?
A. Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat!
Q. What is a pie's favorite food?
A. Pie Kwan Do!
Q. Did you know there are three types of people?
A. Those who can count, and those who can't!
Q. How does the barber cut the Moon's hair?
A. E-clipse it!
Q. Do dolphins do things by accident?
A. No. They do them on porpoise!
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