Chuckles for November 2008



November 04
Q. What do smart birds like to study?
A. Owl-gebra!

November 07
Q. What is clean and lives in a cave?
A. Bath Man!

November 11
Q. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A. "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

November 14
Q. Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down?
A. Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat!

November 17
Q. What is a pie's favorite food?
A. Pie Kwan Do!

November 20
Q. Did you know there are three types of people?
A. Those who can count, and those who can't!

November 24
Q. How does the barber cut the Moon's hair?
A. E-clipse it!

November 26
Q. Do dolphins do things by accident?
A. No. They do them on porpoise!

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  Today is Wednesday, May 22, the 142nd day of 2013. There are 223 days left in the year.
1863 -- 150 years ago: Large quantities of ice from LaCrosse and Lake Pepin are beingshipped on ice boats, towed by steamers to St. Louis and points below.
1888 -- 125 years ago: With the Mississippi River at 18 feet above the low water stage,Rock Island is waging a valiant fight to keep the river from flooding the entire city.
1913 -- 100 years ago: Approval has been given by the city commission for paving 45thStreet between 7th and 11th Avenues.
1938 -- 75 years ago: Herndon Wright, of East Moline, has won the discus-throw title, by aheave of more than 140 feet, to set a new high school record at Champaign.
1963 -- 50 years ago: With the Selective Service Law recently extended by Congress forfour more years, Mrs. Hazel Doris reminded young men that they must register withinfive days after attaining their 18th birthday.
1988 -- 25 years ago: Over 500 Quad-Cities area retired volunteers were honoredrecently for their community services at a Retired Senior Volunteer Program luncheonat Palmer Auditorium in Davenport. Guest speaker, William Moffitt, director of productengineering of Deere & Co., spoke about leadership and stressed the importance ofcommunity volunteers.




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