Chuckles for November 2008



November 04
Q. What do smart birds like to study?
A. Owl-gebra!

November 07
Q. What is clean and lives in a cave?
A. Bath Man!

November 11
Q. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A. "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

November 14
Q. Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down?
A. Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat!

November 17
Q. What is a pie's favorite food?
A. Pie Kwan Do!

November 20
Q. Did you know there are three types of people?
A. Those who can count, and those who can't!

November 24
Q. How does the barber cut the Moon's hair?
A. E-clipse it!

November 26
Q. Do dolphins do things by accident?
A. No. They do them on porpoise!

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  Today is Tuesday, Sept, 30, the 273rd day of 2014. There are 92 days left in the year.

1864 — 150 years ago: The ARGUS Boys are very anxious to attend the great Democratic mass meeting tomorrow and we shall therefore, print no paper on the day.
1889 — 125 years ago: H.J. Lowery resigned from his position as manager at the Harper House.
1914 — 100 years ago: Curtis & Simonson was the name of a new legal partnership formed by two younger members of the Rock Island County Bar. Hugh Cyrtis and Devore Simonson..
1939 — 75 years ago: Harry Grell, deputy county clerk was named county recorder to fill the vacancy caused by a resignation.
1964 — 50 years ago: A new world wide reader insurance service program offering around the clock accident protection for Argus subscribers and their families is announced today.
1989 — 25 years ago: Tomato plant and other sensitive greenery may have had a hard time surviving overnight as temperatures neared the freezing point.




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